I Love Pathetic Vampires. Vampires Who Are Practically Held Captive By Their Human Because Theyre So

Asra, about MC: They’re gonna be the death of you.

Julian: God, I hope so.

I heard we had to celebrate a certain doctor today!

hate it when I put on a “romance” movie and there’s no one covered in egregious amount of blood. pathetic.

Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

cracking open a cold one (movie ive seen 100 times) with the boys (myself)

Heuhe first post of this acc being Valdemar because I used to be obsessed with them back when I was active on tumblr

Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you? And find nourishment at the very sight of you?

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

rotten teeth (one of my most fav works from last year)