Wrong Kinda Animal Shelter Buddy,,,

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

“a vampire biting you would hurt, you know” yeah man that’s the point. part of it

here's tonight's hot take

vampire drinking cold bagged blood alone in their pitch-black apartment and crying

love when vampires have their "off-limits human" all while they are cruel & conniving & instinctually prey on the rest of the population. but them? oh, no, they could never see that side of the creature they have grown to love. with them they are gentleness incarnate fighting their nature every moment they lay in their arms.

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

there is nothing casual about me pleaseee let me see your organs 😭😭😭😭

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination