Oyster : I Think I’m In Love With Max…

relax quinn no one is taking her

henry and jasper in the movie is the gayest thing ever

"they weren't casual" i say as i grab onto the bars of my enclosure while the henry danger subreddit/community moderation drags me away. "'i would fight to the ends of the world with you,'" i cry, whilst i am stifled by homophobic rulings and shoved into the grey zone. "'I JUST GOT OUT OF A CRIME FIGHTING RELATIONSHIP!!!!' THEY'RE INTERTWINED IN EVERY SINGLE STORY WITHOUT FAIL!! THEY ARE GUT WRENCHINGLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND HENRYS OWN INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA AND UNWILLINGNESS TO ACCEPT WHAT IS IN FRONT OF HIM CRUDELY DEFINES EACH INTERACTION THEY HAVE IN THE REAL WORLD!! THEIR DEVOTION IS NEVER ENDING!!!!!! THEYWERENTCASUALTHEYWERENTCASUALTHEYWERETNNTTNTN!!!!"

my two alter egos

rewatching the pilot i miss my sillies

Saw a lot of b/lers hating on sapphic mileven today so here’s your (not-so) friendly reminder that Mike is a lesbian and El is pan and they’re in love with each other

wife!!! wife!!!!! wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina Cohen-Chang is my emo inspiration🖤

a fundamental aspect of sam and tina’s relationship is that tina played the piano for trouty mouth

SOOO CRAZY GOOD!!!! this is one of those fics that stay in ur head like it’s canon!!!

now that I'm grown, I'm scared of ghosts (memories feel like weapons)

Relationships: Max Thunderman & Phoebe Thunderman, Chloe Thunderman & Phoebe Thunderman

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Minor Violence, Max Thunderman Needs a Hug, Phoebe Thunderman Needs a Hug, Non-Linear Narrative, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Angst with a Happy Ending, so much of the hurt but also so much of the comfort

Summary

"You said there is nothing we can do out here,” she said. “What about in there?”

“In where?” Colosso asked.

“His head,” Phoebe stated with some kind of conviction that made no sense in the situation. She was running headfirst into this just as blind as everyone else. Someone had to find the right answer here and she was nothing if not an overachiever. The fact that she couldn’t exactly look at her brother didn’t need to be mentioned. “The dream. Nightmare. If we can’t wake him up from out here, we can do it in there.”

“Would that work?” Chloe asked, looking between her and every other ‘adult’ in the room. Phoebe rarely disliked being in charge, but this was one of those few moments she wished she had someone to look at too. Someone who could actually tell her what she was supposed to do here.

Because would that work? She had no idea. But she couldn’t say that.

okay but i did LOVE the parallel to the love confession that was probably my favorite part

zoey 102

that was the worst movie i have ever seen ngl. somehow they made zoey WORSE, what tf happened to michael he had like 5 lines wtf, it felt like chases character was completely different, and worse of all they put all the quogan scenes in the trailers so we got no new quogan content. this movie was so different from the actual show i cant even register that it is the same storyline. anyways thanks for listening to my rant