I can’t fucking wait for pizza
Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀
If this is true I’m going to shit my pants
Gods- imagine if the website was a complete troll and there actually isn't going to be anything at all-
Ultimate power move by Alex Bill if I'm gonna be honest
We need to talk about how fucking scary natural disaster movies are. Today I watched the old twister movie with my family which I had already seen by the way, I felt more anxious watching it then any horror movie I’ve ever seen. Exspecially those movies they show you in science class. I’m terrified. Those are fucked up

All the codes people have been finding about Euclydia and such on the thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com website paint a rather positive picture of Bill's parents. It seems like they loved and cherished him deeply. And don't get me wrong—I'm sure they cared a lot about Bill (especially his mother, with whom he looks like he bonded the most). However, let's not forget what Alex mentioned about Bill's relationship with his parents:
(Paraphrasing what I remember) "If you think Stanley's relationship with his family was bad, Bill's was a thousand times worse."
You have to remember, they were PURPOSEFULLY POISONING him, making him GO BLIND so that he would stop rambling about the third dimension and the concept of 'up'.
Bill was literally ostracized from society, and in a desperate attempt to explain the concept of higher dimensions to a 2D life form, he condemned to death everyone he once knew and cared about.
This guy had been harboring such a deep grudge against all the people who tried to silence him that one day he just couldn't take it anymore and decided to 'show them all' what the third dimension looked like. He didn't succeed.
So, while his parents might have been well-meaning individuals who only wanted the best for their little Billy, they are NOT saints and are, in a significant way, responsible for Bill's destructive outcome.
And still, despite all this, to this day, he can't seem to forget them.
"All he draws are red and blue triangles"
He loved them.
(Ugh I need to sleep what the hell is even this rant wtf)
I rediscovered those hunger games simulators…
Party rock is in the house tonight:)