Gregstophe x Mononoke Hime
I promise there will be a time when I post 200 of them a day.
may i propose: chad virgin christophe. like, hes never gotten laid or even kissed bc he just does not have the time or energy for that bullshit. hes busy killing people and making bank, why would he waste his time with such temporary and pointless pleasures? dont even get him started on relationships. he sees a couple and thinks, imagine how much they could be accomplishing if they werent wasting their time doing useless shit like kissing and having sex. he says so to gregory, who rolls his eyes and internally kicks himself for falling in love with someone who thinks romance is pointless and dumb lmao
i just feel like, based on what we saw in the movie, he really values time and tries to do the most with his. ALSO i am a self indulging bitch and i love the “character who thinks romance is pointless and dumb falls in love and has a crisis trying to figure out wtf is going on” trope 😭 like, getting pissed at gregory and blowing up at him like “YOU FUCKING DICKHOLE WHY DO I WANT TO HUG YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT TO KISS YOU WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS SHIT I HATE MYSELF”
below the cut is where i get kind of off topic and its basically my stream of consciousness for a little :’) its my blog ill force my thoughts onto you if i want 😤 u signed up for this ok
oh my god i read a fic on ffn that was similar to that except it was fucking insane bc christophe becomes convinced that gregory is an angel sent by god to fuck with him, and as i was reading it i thought “oh by the end of the story hes gonna realize that thats not actually whats going on and he just loves gregory, very cute” BUT THAS NOT WHAT HAPPENS HE JUST. IS FUCKING DELUSIONAL AND GREGORY ENDS UP HAVING TO PLAY ALONG TO PLACATE CHRISTOPHE AND THATS THE END???? my jaw was on the floor by the end of that, like oh my god did i just read a fic where christophe goes progressively insane.? so maybe i dont like when its THAT extreme,,,,i tried to find the link but i couldnt find it in my first search and i didnt want to put in more effort to find it lol.
ALSO would anyone be interested in reading very short gregstophe drabbles ive written? like theyre REALLY short so idk if theyre even worth posting? also they. suck? i know that as gregstophe fans we are desperate for new content so im offering but like, are we THAT desperate LMAOOO
WHY- :'(
A kofi gave me free reign to redraw a scene from TOH and I've been thinking about this since we found out King's dad has been watching and loving him this whole time - I'm 100% sure he said hi back 🥺
(bgs are edited from the show)
Spending Time with Their Palismans
Also every time Christophe went digital all the time it comes out the same >:[
i want to kill myself
So- why not tell several of the headcanons I have about them? Maybe someone will like it :D
Pocket 🐇:
He still don't forgive Estella and Pip for what happened to their rabbits, that's why he doesn't trust them with his pets
His dream is to be a veterinarian, but he is sure that if an animal dies in his hands, he will be depressed for years.
He is asexual, like me -cries-
He loves draw and most of his art is bunnies
He gets along very well with the Cotswolds, specifically Mark
He is the most social of the group, along with Gregory :D
Pip ☕:
He once "accidentally" cooked a rabbit from Pocket
He is the only one in his group of friends who dont have a pet
Every Saturday he gets together with Butters and Dougie to see Angels of Charlie
He and Christophe detest each other.
Loves to cook and often makes cupcakes for her friends :)
Damien🔥:
He argues daily with Gregory about all kinds of things, for example who is the leader of the group
Christophe is definitely his brother from another mother and he admires him too much because he is "a super cool mercenary"
Yes, he loves Punk, but she also loves Black Pink songs.
He has many piercings and the first one he got was homemade, he almost broke his ear that time
It is the lowest of all :(
Gregory🐶:
He is in the theater academy as he loves acting and being the main character in the play.
he is interested in studying architecture
His favorite animal is dogs, his spirit animal is dogs and he has a pet dog, they name is Max
He has OCD and this is thanks to his parents, who push him to be perfect in absolutely everything :(
He is a friend of Mike Makowski, he is still not sure how it happened, but thanks to him he has a ring in his left ear, he almost cried when he got it XD
Christophe🦒:
His playlist varies quite a bit, featuring songs from Mitski, Mindless Self Indulance, ABBA (thanks to his mom), Radiohead, and others
He has a very cute brown and yellow cat, but she is blind.
Her friends are definitely in love with her mother XD
Over time, his relationship with his mother has improved a lot, although they still have several disagreements.
Estella🕷️:
She has a pet spider and annoys Gregory with it because he has a phobia of arachnids.
She is a lesbian icon
Is friends with Henrietta, Wendy and Rebecca, but she also hangs out with the other girls, because she needs to be away from so much "masculinity" from time to time.
She is a fan of Lana del Rey and nobody can deny me
She loves to dress elegant and with dresses :b
All🫂🏳️🌈:
From time to time they hang out with Gary and David too.
The meeting house is that of Christophe-
Pip, Pocket and Estella share an apartment
Everyone hates Cartman, no exceptions.
everyone in the group are queers, no one is safe:D
Very random but yes
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