Yo Después De Decir El Chiste Más Clasista, Homofóbico, Machista, Racista Y Veo Que Nadie Se Ríe:

GREGSTOPHE WITH "STIR AND MIX" SONG >:)!!💕

(Please don't let this be forgotten because it took me about three days 😞)

Anyway, Gregory making cookies for Christophe while Pip is helping him since Greg doesn't know how to cook!

They end up burning the kitchen-

Here is the full drawing!

I love how they look, Gregory wearing a bi flag pin and Pip wearing a non-binary flag pin :D

Drawing Gregory with scars and Pip with short hair is the best thing in the world for me, there's a whole mini story behind all that, but one day I'll tell it 😯

Don't judge me if the drawings or the background turned out badly, the Ibis paint was too slow for me.

Some random headcanons I thought of while drawing:

-Gregory wears gloves for EVERYTHING, he doesn't like getting his hands dirty and maybe there's another reason too, but only Christophe knows that

-The kitchen belongs to Pip, and yes, it has to have a cactus with a hat

-Phillip I agreed to help Gregory in the kitchen just so his kitchen wouldn't end in a mess (which still didn't work out)

meeee

I really need that shirt

I LOVE YOUR AU IDEAS OMG-

I need more or write mine too🫂💕

some gregstophe au ideas i keep having at the weirdest times (during spanish class, during the drive to my therapy, while eating mac and cheese and watching engineering disasters on the science channel, etc):

au where gregory is a popular social media influencer and christophe is his bf who wants absolutely nothing to do with social media, shenanigans ensue

au where gregory is a college student and christophe is a mercenary illegally living in gregorys dorm, shenanigans ensue

au where gregory and christophe havent seen each other in years, gregory is living in a house with wendy (are they dating? married? idk dont ask me), wendy hires a gardener, the gardener arrives and gregory opens the door and its CHRISTOPHE?? :0 shenanigans ensue

au where gregory and christophe havent seen each other in years, christophe tries to burglarize gregorys house but gregory catches him, shenanigans ensue—alternatively gregory finds out christophe has been living in his attic for 2 months

my dragon au which is too much to explain and makes literally no sense bc idk what time period it takes place in but basically they both have dragons and shenanigans ensue

au where christophe is a hitman sent to kill gregory, shenanigans ensue

u guys get some gregstophe doodles. as a treat 🥰

my next post is going to be cursed and there will be but one person to blame……

GOD YES, CHRISTOPHE BEING WITHOUT EXPERIENCE IN LOVE RELATIONSHIPS FEELS SO CANON-

And the last paragraph, I understand you, I'm trying to publish one-shots, drabbles, drawings and headcanons that I have of both of them, but I forget 😭

may i propose: chad virgin christophe. like, hes never gotten laid or even kissed bc he just does not have the time or energy for that bullshit. hes busy killing people and making bank, why would he waste his time with such temporary and pointless pleasures? dont even get him started on relationships. he sees a couple and thinks, imagine how much they could be accomplishing if they werent wasting their time doing useless shit like kissing and having sex. he says so to gregory, who rolls his eyes and internally kicks himself for falling in love with someone who thinks romance is pointless and dumb lmao

i just feel like, based on what we saw in the movie, he really values time and tries to do the most with his. ALSO i am a self indulging bitch and i love the “character who thinks romance is pointless and dumb falls in love and has a crisis trying to figure out wtf is going on” trope 😭 like, getting pissed at gregory and blowing up at him like “YOU FUCKING DICKHOLE WHY DO I WANT TO HUG YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT TO KISS YOU WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS SHIT I HATE MYSELF”

below the cut is where i get kind of off topic and its basically my stream of consciousness for a little :’) its my blog ill force my thoughts onto you if i want 😤 u signed up for this ok

oh my god i read a fic on ffn that was similar to that except it was fucking insane bc christophe becomes convinced that gregory is an angel sent by god to fuck with him, and as i was reading it i thought “oh by the end of the story hes gonna realize that thats not actually whats going on and he just loves gregory, very cute” BUT THAS NOT WHAT HAPPENS HE JUST. IS FUCKING DELUSIONAL AND GREGORY ENDS UP HAVING TO PLAY ALONG TO PLACATE CHRISTOPHE AND THATS THE END???? my jaw was on the floor by the end of that, like oh my god did i just read a fic where christophe goes progressively insane.? so maybe i dont like when its THAT extreme,,,,i tried to find the link but i couldnt find it in my first search and i didnt want to put in more effort to find it lol.

ALSO would anyone be interested in reading very short gregstophe drabbles ive written? like theyre REALLY short so idk if theyre even worth posting? also they. suck? i know that as gregstophe fans we are desperate for new content so im offering but like, are we THAT desperate LMAOOO

gay draw (or maybe sad?) that i made of my fav characters

here is the draw with the base colors, but looks so saturated XD

Meow

hello?

hello to everyone who loves Gregory, Christophe and them together. I'm new among you, but I hope we'll become friends or something.

I dedicate this post to my best friend, who loves Christophe.

Gregstophe headcanons that no one asked, but whatever, I'll put them the same 🐖✨

(I open a little parenthesis to clarify that my first language is not English, so sorry if there are things badly written XD)

That Gregory's favorite singer is Marina, is not a headcanon, is a fact

Christophe often steals Gregory's clothes and always justifies himself saying "you are rich, you can buy more"

Gregory learned to speak French because when christophe is angry he hurls insults in his language

Gregory gives too many bi vibes and no one can tell me otherwise

cat personality Christophe and dog personality Gregory? of course yes

the greatest artistic process of Christophe is drawing dicks in Gregory's notebook

I have more headcanons, I swear, just forget them XD

Anyway, if they are interested (or if someone sees this post) I can tell my au's that I have of them :)

the first step is recognizing you have an addiction, as they say