This Is The Kinda Shit That Got Me Giggling And Kicking My Feel Whimsically

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

My outsiders headcannons!!!

Darry desperately needs glasses because he has near sight, but he refuses to get checked. Every so often, he'll squint at signs while driving, and Soda will be in the passenger seat and tell him to at least consider to get his eyes checked.

Dallas says he perfers dogs because they make him look tougher, but he's a car person deep down.

When Johnny and Dally died, Ponyboy wrote letters upon letters to the both of them. He never showed anyone and probably had them hidden in his drawers os something, but very year on their birthdays and holidays or even after rumbles, Pony writes to Johnny and Dally.

Modern Cherry would LOVE Sabrina Carpenter ‼️

The curtis gang are the type of kids to be try hards in gym.

Johnny gets super awkward around kids who are like 2-10 (same..)

Soda isn't dumb he's just neruodivergent. (Shocker!!)

Modern Two-bit would secretly listen to the most BASIC white girl music, and the ONLY person who knows is Pony, but they've both agreed to never talk about it.

Modern Darry would hate the word skibidi ONLY because Soda NEVER stops saying skibidi rizz.

Steve has a tooth gap and is really insecure about it.

Two-bit most definitely put on a tutu and a crown and then had a princess tea party with his little sister.

Johnny is sassy af and I'm here for it 🙏

Soda LOVES kids! Like he wants to be a father someday, which was one of the reasons why he was depressed when Sandy got pregnant because he wanted to be with both of them

Dally has a secret talent and its music! He's naturally a good guitar player, and once he once saw a random guitar at the bar once and snuck it in his room, he sometimes plays for fun.

Modern Steve would wear Nike everything. You can't change my mind.

Two-bit does stuff without thinking. He'll tell someone exactly what he's thinking in that moment. He just doesn't have a filter.

Johnny has a silly stray cat that follows him! He calls the cat his little friend since he doesn't have any name for it

Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

i love drawing lesbian in time for valentine day :3

btw js incase u can't read what it says, Emily is saying "Instead of you being Ari's abusive girlfriend, what if we dated instead?"

Darry and Pony are both autistic but like opposite kinds of autistic so they like clash with each other so fucking bad because Pony wants to yap about his hyperfixation and Darry wants to whole world to shut the hell up or he’s going to rip his own skin off

I crave to just be a teenager but being a teenager today is different than it was before I was born. Being a teenager today means an internet addiction, mindlessly scrolling through anything and everything you can find. Being a teenager today means growing up in a society where you can’t go outside anytime you want, or something could happen to you. I crave to just be a teenager in the sense that me and my friends just go to random restaurants to hang out. Being stupid in a playground before we need to go home. Having picnics in a park. Going to each others houses to gossip and dance in pjs. Maybe it’s just where I’ve grown up that prevents me from doing these things but I just want to have the experience my parents and older siblings were able to have

Doodles!!

sigh here's yoyr food for today

Im also cooking some alien yaoi up *i say with devious and malicious intent*

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors