How It Looks Like When Skizz Logs In

[The following is a poll]

Leave the exact number in the tags

I turned my Dungeon Master into a mug

Combination of Low Res chaotic Esmp S1 and 2 Images

(Photos from @empires-images)

Stop i cant breathe 😭

(This is arguably one of my favorite tumblr posts now)

So I've started to watch Fullmetal Alchemist '03. I watched up to the fifth lab arc years ago, but I forgot most of it. My brother also wanted to join me so here's our remarks from the first two episodes:

He was completely confused by the opening sequence where they transmute their mom. He thought it was Alphonse and they were making, quote, 'A spider creature. I don't know why they're upset they did well'

Alphonse got evaporated?

He was VERY confused about why Al was suddenly in armor and 6 feet tall

"Why is he so tall but sounds like a toddler"

We looked up the voice actor and I'm pretty sure he was indeed 11 when recording

He freaked out when Alphonse fixed the radio because he thought it would make a 'radio spider'

Every time Lust appeared I would say AWOOGA and he looked at me with disgust. Bro does not support women /j

When Ed starts his 'science is better than religion' speech he was confused again because they literally did spider magic

Cornello: revives bird. Brother: that's not a bird that's a spider now

Cornello at some point yells "YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BOYS" and we repeated that way too much

Ed: my arm is metal :(. Brother: wow he looks quite miserable. And little. Like a miserable little boy, maybe

Bird-Cain looks like a q-tip. alternatively, he's a spider now.

The only thing my brother knows about this show is that there's a sad chimera that people joke about. Because he knows nothing else, he though Tucker was the Elric's dad. I almost cried.

Brother: if Ed can turn his arm into a sword, why not turn it into a gun? Or if he takes propane with him he could make a flamethrower.

Me, laughing at the mental image of Ed approaching Mustang with a flamethrower arm: oh n o

He doesn't quite get the whole equivalent exchange thing so when kid Ed and Al were showing their mom the metal dog things they made he kept asking what body part they sacrificed to make it.

Thus: toemutation.

...

Ed: Rose, you have to stand on your own two legs.

Brother: Yeah I've only got one you ungrateful bastard

Attributes AU Masterpost!

The Attributes AU is a sci-fi/fantasy AU created by myself and @periwinklemoonlight! Check back here for this post being updated with the newest links, or look under #attributes au on Elle and I's blogs!

Worldbuilding

Need-to-know worldbuilding

Art

Attributes AU Poster

bro my cat Gus is extra vicious today, bro goin for my ankles now and is attacking my hand unprovoked 😭

This is canon now :)

dont ask what the colors mean, its a suprise

Im remaking an old Dsmp au as a Original story, any name suggestions would be great

Google Docs

New Name Suggestions

These are DSMP canon characters and since im making it original, their names will be replaced.

look at this wacky thing the google AI results just showed me!