Uttermonstrosity - হাবিজাবি

as a brown child, i can say sarcasm is in my veins.

as well as curry.

nobody:

me at midnight on august 1st:

HAPPY MABON !!!

someone finally said it

I don't think USA peeps realise how much they dominate the cultural hegemony of the rest of the world, especially in English-speaking countries. We have to base our politics and phraseology around whatever you guys are up to (even when our problems are different to yours), we watch your films and TV shows, we listen to your music and we eat your food. Our leaders prostrate themselves before your leaders and beg for good trade deals, beg for military aid, beg for humanitarian aid, or an end to trade embargos. You guys can pretend you don't live in the most powerful country in the world, you can pretend you aren't the biggest exporters of both hard and soft power in the world, but we live with you in our ears. I could put on a passable American accent from the age of 10, and now the accents of my parents are getting harder to force my tongue around, but American accents are so ubiquitous that I will never have the opportunity to forget what they sound like. I can name 10+ cities in the USA, but I can't name the capitol cities of most countries. This is not a call to action, this is just a reminder: the USA is not the whole world. Other countries exist and have problems you cannot neatly map onto struggles within America. We have cultures and practices you might not understand, and that's OK. Just don't force us to conform to a very narrow view of American ideology and political theory. We aren't you. We don't have to be.

the feminine urge to overthrow the fucking government

omg ive tried to shift to dps dr a few times but failed :((

Okay but, has anyone here tried to shift into the DPS DR?? Why cant i find anything about this???? GUYS? A DR in which Neil happily acts and doesn’t khs and Keating helps the boys live through HS and they go to Yale or something????? And continue with the DPS and Todd becomes a professor like Keating and he dates Neil??? COME ON 🥺😭

i believe that listening to kun faya kun will cleanse me spiritually

Kafka wrote “it would be better if you didn't come, since you'd only have to leave again” but our Faraz wrote “ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhane ke liye aa, aa phir se mujhe chor ke jane ke liye aa”

fuck board exams

If henry winter doesn’t have to take the SATs because it doesn’t fit his aesthetic then neither should I 😕

oh god ive experienced this first hand

people getting confused between dps(dead poet society) and dps(delhi public school)