Do We All Agree That December 15th Is Neil Day????

ohh man bio really whipped my ass this quarter

three sad virgins is what i consider a pop perfection

thinking about him this winter evening and bawling

Being friends with crust punks is wild. I knew a guy who got a tattoo of a train on his leg and then the next week he lost his legs trainhopping. When I was like 16 I was on the roof of a house during a party and the cops rolled up. I stayed put figuring the cops weren’t gonna look on the fuckin roof and I watched this same guy roll out in his wheelchair and slash the cops tires.

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

reblog if chemistry makes you wanna shoot yourself in the face

does anyone know any streaming sites where i can watch the french dispatch?

i wish i could carpe diem like ferris bueller.

hc that charlie uses fruit-flavored toothpaste

thinking of getting glasses like neil