When You're Getting Told The Three Ways A Man Can Go And Also You're Gay

I love them officer

Glue Trap (Charlie) is a changeling, he reformed with his mom and she made him present as an earth pony for most of his life. When he became obsessed with the waitress he changed to a pegasus to match her, whenever she's dating he changes his form to match her partner's race and genuinely believes no pony will notice. The Waitress' flank is always covered so you can't see her cutie mark.

Ideal self

Art trade with @uselesspasserby who asked for Jeeves and Bertie in the outfits they wore in my goth au fic (version without text is under the cut)

your honor my client pleads oopsie daisies

Im so sorry im so so sorry

we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era 

No cops at pride just harold and his mad skills

Simp