They Give Me Similar Vibes

genshin impact as anime ✨ 🍃

Some doodles of the Smiling Banker Man.

MORE mizu

i would like a full breakdown of why nearly every single outfit in obey me is ugly. its not even moderately ugly, If i were to be in public with them, i would be embarrassed. i look at their sprites and am immediately filled with rage.

the pretty boys with the pretty flowers 🏵

Can i have big massive kokushibo fucking fem hashira reader like there's no tomorrow then kokushibo will tease fem hashira reader like "Where's your strength now, hm?" and "Oh what happened to your 'I will take your head to ubuyashiki-sama.'" they be fucking in the dark forest

Thank you my dear anon 🙏😁. This plot line made me, mhm, very emotional.. 😁. Consider it done.

(Please have patience with me though as I have a request list to work through. Apologies for that. You can expect the story to be ready around the end of June. Or earlier. Thank you.)

THEY ARE FRIENDS LET ME HAVE THIS

Humans are weird: Expect the unexpected

( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps) Alien talk show host: So you doubt my powers?

Human: I do.

Alien Host: You know that the theme of this show is bringing on people such as yourself and proving that I can in fact predict the future.

Human: I have watched your show and I’ve seen how you use your scam to convince people that you can predict the future.

Audience: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Alien Host: If it has been proven right so many times how can you still claim it is a scam?

Human: Because you have never had a human on your show until now to disprove it.

Alien Host: Bold words but we’ll give you a shot.

Alien Host: What have you got in store for me to disprove my abilities?

Human: *reaches into pocket and pulls something out*

Human: I’m going to flip this coin and you will tell me which side it lands on.

Alien Host: That’s it?

Alien Host: That’s your grand plan to disprove my skills?

Human: Half of it.

Human: You find out the other half after I flip the coin.

Alien Host: Ominous; I always liked that about you humans.

Alien Host: Very well, flip that coin and I predict it will be heads!

Human: *Flips coin*

Alien Host: *Watches coin spin upwards*

Human: *Pulls out gun from jacket and pulls the trigger*

*Gunshot goes across the table and hits the alien host in the arm*

*Audience begins screaming as human sets the gun down on the table*

Human: You can all relax, that was the second part of my plan.

Alien Host: WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!?!!?

Human: *Calmly* Why did you not see the bullet coming?

Alien Host: You said you were using the coin toss!!

Human: I said it was the first part and that you’d find out the other half during the flip.

Human: If you can see into the future why did you not dodge the bullet or attempt to stop me from pulling a gun and shooting you?

Alien Host: Who could predict such madness!?!?!?

Human: Exactly.

Human: You can “predict” the future as you call it because you are a master of probability, not a fortune teller.

Human: That’s why you were so confident you could accurately predict how the coin would land and claim you saw it in the future.

Human: But no one could predict a random act of violence without any forewarning signs given.

Alien Host: You did all of this just to prove me wrong!?!

Human: I mean, isn’t that the point of the show?

PSA! looks like I’ve also fallen victim to @/tt-amaki’s journey of plagiarism. here is the piece copied. the blog has copied multiple authors’ works and is adamantly denying it. please do not send hate but report & block. I’ve tried to message her but haven’t heard back. pls help spread the word. thank ya thank ya!

p.s. if you’re gonna copy, at least try to change up a few things and not use the same layout, you’re almost making it too easy to be caught