you've heard of modern au punk charles who plays up the attitude to mess with edwins' parents.
now get ready for:
Punk Charles, who is so polite and charming that Mrs Payne invites him for tea every chance she gets.
Edwin was afraid his parents wouldn't approve of their friendship, but here they are, eating little biscuits and chatting
the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin itβs over for you bitches
All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God
Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience
a incomplete list of things I think Charles would like if he was alive in modern day:
Roblox
Saying "chat"
"Am I the asshole" reddit story's
Minecraft
Percy Jackson
how to train your dragon
nonbinary Barnes & Noble workers (I wish I could explain it)
animal crossing
Dionysos is the god of students.
No I won't elaborate.
my english lit teacher made us listen to david bowie's songs during a class to teach us vocabulary.
he is an icon.
Charley passing the ball to Wally so he could score the winning touchdown the way he couldn't 40 years ago... Wally punching Mr. Manfredo so he couldn't hurt Rhonda... all of them pulling Charley through the vending machine so he knew he was loved... Wally pulling Maddie up from drowning... im so emotional over this
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