(Turn out a bit long so I put the read more there :) )
Keiji about Sara: Let her know her old dad is pretty cool!
Kai: Keiji, no, sorry.
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Shin: Oh my god so mean! [Middle Finger]
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Mishima: You're either in the smoke club, or you're out!
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Naomichi: Well did you get a video of it?
Shunsuke: No.
Naomichi: You're so fucking useless Shunsuke.
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Megumi: No Keiji, I want you to hear this. If you leave you're fired.
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Keiji: Hello?! Hello!! Please God I just want a black coffee!!!
Mai: [Singing] Black coffee,I'm your coffee gal-
Keiji: No!!!!
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Q-Taro: So, I know this is probably a bad time, but ah, do you like- do you like film?
Kai: Yeah you know what, that is a bad time.
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Shin: It's not alright Sara!
Sara: Shin! You scared the shit out of us!
Shin: Well how the hell am I suppose to pop out of a trashcan and not scare the shit out of you?!
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Shin: Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up Kanna! Get in the trashcan!
Shin: [Pointing at Sara] You! Beat it!
Sara: Um fuck you?
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Keiji: [Background siren noises]
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Mishima: Who is it?
Nao: [On the other side of the door] Professor Mishima!
Mishima: Don't lie whoever you are, I'm Professor Mishima!
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Joe: I am going to- do something to you!
Shin: Oh yeah Joe? What are you gonna do?
Joe: I'm gonna-! Kick, your head!
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Reko: I'm gonna start a pot farm.
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Midori/ Sou Hiyori: [Pointing a shotgun at everyone] Sing the beginning of Moana!
Hinako: What?!
Midori: I said sing goddamnit!
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Keiji: And she (Sara) said 'You just want Kugie Kizuchi to be your daughter!' and I said 'Well at least she's nice to me at church!'s
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Ranger: Do you like musicals?
Q-taro: No sir.
Ranger: [Salute] Now that's a red-blooded goddamn American.
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Shin: Hey I said I'd be a better person I'm still not a good person!
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Q-taro: I'll get you something from Beanies, my treat.
Keiji: I just want my daughter back.
Q-taro: I'll just get you a caramel frap.
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heck, i lie alot to my mom and dad, cause thinking of your parents and you want them to be proud. you gonna start lying so they'll be proud even tho you're shit. so C!Wilbur lie is not a bad thing is just he want C!Phil to be proud of him. one line made belive it is ”I miss Philza, I hope his proud of me“ like man he’s relatable
all the people who are mad or think wilbur lied to phil for fun have clearly never been ‘gifted kid’ perfectionists suddenly faced with the inability to cope with failure and feeling deeply embarrassed and unable to tell the people around you or reach out for help oh wait maybe this is why I find c!wilbur so relatable
JARED???????
add a little bit of ~spice~
here's philza minecraft seeing the love of his life mother to his child for the first time in a long time (with mandatory angst for the soul)
It threw him off at first. It was a relatively normal night after Wilbur retired to bed but seeing the black veil of death shadowing his front yard was... unexpected.
Kristin always liked to make it dramatic, let him know she was coming. She'd open her own pockets of the universe just for the two of them, just for the night.
(she couldn't ever stay long, he loves her but would never forgive himself if she got in trouble over him)
When Ranboo started asking questions he tried his best to act oblivious but he was just so excited that he couldn't help but let a few things slip. Luckily, Ranboo has plenty of other things on his mind at all times and Phil stalled long enough for Ranboo to leave so he could get out there.
He ran as fast as his feet could carry him, even getting a little lift on his good wing before coming to a halt right at the fence line.
What would she say? What would he say? Does he look okay? Did he shave? Should he have brushed his teeth?
There wasn't enough time for all of those questions though because as more and more crows came out of the woodworks screeching incomprehensibly, Phil was tackled by a rush of cool breeze, long brown hair, and feathers.
He only got a glimpse but if he could describe Her he'd only have one word:
everything
Her eyes held every star in the sky, She smelled like every flower in the forest, Her laugh sounded like every happy song he's ever heard.
and She was gone.
He hoped and prayed to every god that would listen for just one more minute .
(it never worked in the past, but that's never stopped him from trying before)
He looked behind every tree, under every leaf cover getting only small glimpses at a time.
He was getting further and further from the cabins when he got to the top of the trees, taking a bird's-eye view when he saw her again.
Over the horizon the sun was rising and the cabins were bathed in soft morning light, he was a few hundred blocks away but he's never seen Her more clearly in his life
"Kristin," it's barely a whisper but he would scream if he could
She's standing over Wilbur's bed smiling softly, lovingly, gently
(for a moment Phil panics, wonders if she's come back to return Wilbur to the afterlife)
She plants a kiss to Wilbur's head and cards a hand through his hair before disappearing again
(Phil can hope all he wants, but he knows he won't see her for a while
he wonders if Wilbur will remember anything when he wakes up.)
He already misses Her.
His shoulders feel a little heavier, the emptiness in his chest a little bigger, but he knows he should be grateful.
He trudges home through the snow, watching the last of the stars fade out in the morning light and prays to every god he knows for just one more moment.
(he knows it won't work, it never has in the past.)
THIS FIC JUST BROKE MY FUCKING HEARTH!!
Now i don't usually do this but
THIS
THIS FIC
FUCKED ME OVER SO MUCH
CHAPTER FOUR
I JUST READ THIS YESTERDAY AND NOW I'M SOBBING STILL I CAN'T
PLEASE GIVE IT A READ IT'S REALLY GOOD
SOBS
MR. SMAJOR JUST SAID "LET ME ADD THE WHOLE DSMP FAMILY TREE AND ALSO JACK MANIFOLD"
Hear me out: The cane is the key (?
Anyway, I hope we could see Peri passing through an anti-paranormal cabin for some reason...
just saying 👀
Wukong, what have you done this time!
"I wonder what Snufkin gets up to when he's away from Moominvalley!"
The shit Snufkin gets up to:
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Im still thinking up to this day that why I didn't open up to my parents yet