I Just Had A Revelation Thinking About Endermen Speculative Biology. What If Enderpearls Are Crystallized

I just had a revelation thinking about endermen speculative biology. What if enderpearls are crystallized chorus fruit? Similar to oyster pearls.

Think about it, the only native food in the end are chorus fruit and they’re everywhere and endermen need energy so they probably eat it. But, speculating that endermen do not have typical digestive tracts and do not expel waste, then what happens after the chorus fruit is eaten? Instead of expelling waste, everything is retained to make use of every piece of energy in such a low nutrient environment. In the digestive tract the chorus fruit is drained of its teleportation properties and the fruit itself becomes basically, a raisin. After a period of time, enough secretions coat the raisin to become a pearl, much like an oyster. To which to pearl is coughed up or remains until it is shattered, and then coughed up.

The nature of the raisin pearl retains some teleportation properties and can be used by endermen as a source of teleportation when their source of energy has run out. A majority of endermen have multiple pearls at once but most shatter at death. Looting enchantments lower the risk of shattering multiple pearls.

Then to mites. Mite can be parasites or even enderman larvae (if given a lot of liberties) but in this situation mite eggs live in a dormant state as a grub within the chorus fruit and then pupates in the pearl, forcing discomfort so the pearl is expelled and hatched. So the mite is the pupating grub that is hatched too early for the full bug body (which I definitely want to draw and make a design for).

I do not know how eye’s of ender play in all this, and I’m too sleppy to figure it out. Uhhhh basically, nether and end do not mix, and when they do, bad/weird things happen.

It’s 4 am and I have two finals due within the next 24-48 hours.

"little miss baker" like things to script ‧⭑.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has flour on her cheeks .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker hums while kneading dough .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker writes secret recipes in a tiny notebook .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker wears the cutest pastel apron .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a special wooden spoon she swears is lucky .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always sneaks a taste of the batter .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker can tell cookies are done just by the smell .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker decorates cakes like an artist .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a collection of adorable cookie cutters .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker makes the kitchen warm and cozy .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves watching bread rise in the oven .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gives everyone homemade treats “just because" .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a tiny sprinkle obsession .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker bakes at midnight when she can’t sleep .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a fresh batch of something cooling on the counter .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker ties her apron in a perfect bow .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker leaves trails of powdered sugar wherever she goes.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a habit of doodling cupcake designs in her notebook .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a whisk in her hand, even when she doesn’t need it .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker makes the kitchen smell like cinnamon and vanilla.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker collects vintage recipe cards .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker talks to her dough while kneading it .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a special mug just for sipping tea while waiting for the oven timer .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker owns way too many cupcake liners in different colors .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gets flour in her hair and doesn’t even notice .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker knows exactly when to take brownies out for the perfect fudgy center .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker arranges her sprinkles in little glass jars .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has the cutest oven mitts with tiny hearts on them.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker insists that cookies taste better when shared .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves rainy days because they’re perfect for baking.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker twirls around the kitchen while waiting for dough to rise .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a rolling pin that’s been passed down for generations .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker can make perfect pie crust with her eyes closed .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gets excited over seasonal baking ingredients .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a jar of homemade jam on the counter.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker believes baking is the cure for any bad day .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a soft spot for baking mini versions of everything .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker somehow makes even messy baking look aesthetic .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker leaves cute little notes on her baked goods .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a tiny collection of pastel mixing bowls .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker names her sourdough starter something adorable .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker wears fluffy socks while baking for extra coziness .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker can crack eggs perfectly with one hand .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gasps dramatically when a cake comes out perfectly .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always does a little happy dance when she tastes something delicious .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a secret stash of chocolate chips for snacking .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker somehow always gets frosting on her nose .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker carefully ties ribbons around gift-wrapped cookies .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always has a candle that smells like vanilla bean burning .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker giggles when the dough poofs up in the oven .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker saves cute bakery boxes just in case .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a collection of whisks in every color .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker writes love letters in icing on cakes .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves the sound of a knife slicing through a perfectly crisp croissant.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker collects pretty teaspoons for stirring hot cocoa .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker believes measuring ingredients is optional (but somehow still gets it right) .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always gets flour on her sweater sleeves .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker believes midnight muffins taste better .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a cute little window herb garden for fresh ingredients .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves decorating cupcakes like tiny works of art .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker gets a little teary-eyed when someone says her baking is the best they’ve ever had .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker secretly loves licking the cake batter spoon like a little kid .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker has a collection of handwritten recipes with little doodles on them.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker sets out a plate of cookies just because it makes the kitchen feel cozy .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker sprinkles everything with extra love (and maybe a little extra sugar).ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker thinks baking while it rains is peak cottagecore vibes .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always saves the first cookie for herself .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker loves the poof sound when opening a new bag of flour .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker wears a chef’s hat that’s just slightly too big .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker always makes extra dough because she knows she’ll eat some .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker somehow gets cinnamon in places cinnamon shouldn’t be .ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker talks to her cakes as they bake, just to make sure they turn out right.ᐟ

- Little Miss Baker truly believes a warm cookie can fix anything .ᐟ

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unsafeunsaid

11 months ago

AHHHHH I found another Marvel shifter! For some reason I can just never find them??? Anyways, just wanted to say hi! ♥

OOOOOHHH

With a step back, it's true that i've never seen a lot of the Marvel shifters side of Tumblr

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT XMEN SHIFTERS— I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY EVEN EXIST

However I'm sure we can ask to this side of Tumblr to show up under this post ! C'mon ! Let's share our powers, bestfriends, s/o, background, timeline– Anything ! We all love our DR it's time to shine and share what we love !

You give me so much motivation to post more about my Marvel DRs by the way !!

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unsafeunsaid

6 months ago

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

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unsafeunsaid

6 months ago

Shape-shifter abilities

Shape-shifters are beings gifted with the remarkable power to change their form, allowing them to transform into animals, other people, or even mythical creatures. With an ability to adapt to different environments, they can alter their appearance, voice, and senses. Whether taking on the strength of a bear, the speed of a hawk, or the stealth of a cat, shape-shifters possess incredible versatility.

Abilities:

Shape-shifting - Users can create, shape, move, control, interact and manipulate bones, a rigid tissue that constitutes part of the vertebrate skeleton in animals, of oneself and others.

Full body transformation - The ability to completely transform into animals, humans, or mythical creatures, mimicking their forms and physical abilities.

Partial transformation - The power to shift specific body parts, like gaining claws, wings, or heightened senses without fully changing form.

Adaptable senses - Enhanced senses that adjust to the form they take, like keen eyesight as an eagle or a heightened sense of smell as a wolf.

Size alteration - The ability to increase or decrease size to mimic large animals or shrink down to evade detection.

Enhanced healing - Accelerated healing when shifting forms, often allowing them to quickly recover from wounds or illnesses.

Voice shifting - Changing vocal pitch and tone to imitate others' voices or animal sounds, useful for disguise or communication.

Scent alteration - Changing their scent to match their new form or erase it altogether, helpful for escaping predators or remaining undetected.

Night vision - Adapting to low-light vision when in certain forms, allowing them to see in the dark as nocturnal animals can.

Enchanted durbality, agility and strength

This feels short

Also i wanted to say something but i forgot

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unsafeunsaid

11 months ago

Also there has never been a “good” US president. Each and every one of them has presided over unimaginable suffering. You only think they’re good because you were comfortably removed from that suffering and violence

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unsafeunsaid

1 year ago

forever a wanda maximoff defender, reblog if u would defend her with ur life

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unsafeunsaid

6 months ago

Aliases - gravity manipulation