Unrecommendedforyou - NOT Kicking The Baby

Guau guau guau, i mean.. Miau miau

You can’t tell me that Gregory wouldn’t do this just to mess with Monty :P

The Tinseltown Murder Of Thelma Todd

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

This is a fucking renaissance painting

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Humans are weird

An alien’s observations on a human subject:

~ Subject mentions the fact that they are lactose intolerant every time they consume something with dairy in it.

~ Subject’s bones often make crunching noises. Subject assures me that this is somewhat normal.

~ Subject likes to put pictures together, one small irregularly shaped piece at a time, even though the picture is right in front of them.

~ Subject eats frozen food, even though this causes mild distress to their eating orifice.

~ Subject’s sleep schedule changes weekly. They do not understand this either.

~ Subject holds onto obsolete technology, despite not having the required device to even operate this technology.

~ Subject will trip over the same object periodically. They make no attempt to move said object.