People Who Are Younger Than You But Taller

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

Humans are weird

An alien’s observations on a human subject:

~ Subject mentions the fact that they are lactose intolerant every time they consume something with dairy in it.

~ Subject’s bones often make crunching noises. Subject assures me that this is somewhat normal.

~ Subject likes to put pictures together, one small irregularly shaped piece at a time, even though the picture is right in front of them.

~ Subject eats frozen food, even though this causes mild distress to their eating orifice.

~ Subject’s sleep schedule changes weekly. They do not understand this either.

~ Subject holds onto obsolete technology, despite not having the required device to even operate this technology.

~ Subject will trip over the same object periodically. They make no attempt to move said object.

just a reminder this photo exists 😗

Construction crew commuting to work

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