Unmightywaffle - This Must Be The Place

The saddest part about being a cactus; is that they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.

“You could buy syrupy nostalgia by the can to sweeten your tea in summer, but most of it was sold by the barrel to manipulative ad companies.” -QuietPineTrees l

What did he see?

@zoetheawkard What, you think I’d do it? You should probably be more concerned about your Birth Certificate than me. 

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

It’ll be sad to see him go. 

Rest in Pepperoni Obama, you will be dearly missed. 

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

...But then how do you make tea..? 

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water

I think I should step up my queue speed. 

True story, Lego coloured their minifigures yellow, so that the gender of the minifigures could be practically anything you wanted. Almost as if Legos where a completely different race. 

hey @ white people stop drawing giving Asian characters super yellow skin get outta here with ur racist elmer’s glue lookin ass