THE DOORS OPEN UPWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

an au where instead of cheating on eliza and writing the reynolds pamphlet ,hamilton just says he loves his wife very much

Religious people that haven’t read their Holy book are basically clicking “Agree” without reading the Terms and Conditions

Buying a Gun

One day you’ll find yourself buying a gun. Or maybe not. I haven’t bought a gun, but I have bought a vacuum cleaner, and despite not enjoying vacuuming, I made a mess just to try it out. Don’t make a mess to try out a gun.

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

It’s really interesting to see certain photos circulate through the internet. 

Like this was originally on r/oddlysatisfying, then it was put on r/mildlyinfuriating because someone posted it on Instagram with the top text. 

...But then how do you make tea..? 

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water

I can't fight political corruption with my fists!

- The Monk

This is definitely how you build roofs. 

The Half-Element Series I wrote this back in March of 2015. Perhaps I’ll complete the Periodic Table of Half-Elements one day.