Do I Date Tall People???? Just So They Can Always See Me From My Best Angle?????? Or Is That Just A Bonus

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i saw on instagram that there’s a new ad on youtube that’s actually a jump scare for halloween.

it starts with a little boy asking his mum if she can close his closet

if you are easily scared or you have anxiety or something along those lines please skip it! if you can’t, turn the volume down (idk if there’s sound but better safe then sorry) and look away for how long the ad is.

Author/Director : Your OTP isn’t canon Me: How about now?!*pulls out a fifteen pence and a nail and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail from my pocket*

Ohm isn't in the video yet he is on the tumbnail. Mmmmm

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if u remember this then u deserve a veterans discount

Posting a chapter of a story you haven’t updated in ages

So to me there’s a big difference between the fuckery that Jared and Misha get into and the absolute tension between Misha and Jensen.    

Misha and Jared are ridiculous together but regardless of how they act, it just feels like them screwing around.  

Exhibit A:  This happy horse shit.

If Jensen had done something like this everyone would have lost their minds.  Misha seems completely unaffected but he’d have been a blushy mess if Jensen was thrusting his hand at his crotch.

Exhibit B: I swear to god. they’re children.

Zero anything but absolute teenage boy ridiculousness.  Jensen kind of looks like he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

Exhibit C: The sweetness between them is touching, but not intimate.

I mean, I do that shit with my friends too.  They usually tell me to back the fuck up but that’s not the point.

Finally, Exhibit D: Awwwwwwwwwwww hugs.

When they hug, it’s warm and friendly.  They genuinely care about eachother but there is just….nothing.

BUT

When Misha and Jensen are together, there is something there.  It’s palpable.

Exhibit 2A: The stare

Jensen watches Misha intently.  He’s super close to him and still stays locked on Misha’s face.

Exhibit 2B: Touchy feely

Misha stays so relaxed, like he knows it’s Jensen and personally for me, that’s pretty telling.

Exhibit 2C: Drunk Jensen

Misha was SO uncomfortable, like he knew it was too public/too real.  The kicker though was he was in an “I’m not supposed to like this” mode.

WTF is THAT.  Why the hell would Jensen feel the need to show off his crotch.  Can you see him doing this to Jared?  That’s not, “Hey check out my boxers.” That’s “Look what I got!” .  I love that Misha went to cover his face but peeked one more time before dropping his hand over his eyes.

Look, maybe it’s bullshit and maybe it’s all Misha and Jensen just enjoys fucking with him.  Who knows.  But the tension is the real deal and I’m hooked.

Can we also appreciate Sam in the first gif tho

In that very moment.... Cartoonz became Jack.