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THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

THIS PERSON IS POSING TO BE OFFICIALLY UNUS ANNUS. IN MY OPINION THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE ACTUAL CHANNEL AND A SLAP IN THE FACE TO MARK AND ETHAN. I EVEN CLICKED ON THE ESCAPE ROOM VIDEO TO SEE IF IT WAS THE REAL ONE, IT WAS. PLEASE REPORT AND SPREAD THE WORD.

@markiplier @crankgameplays

now which fandom shall i make fanart of… (btw, the ‘badges’ are not in particular order. My memory is too bad to remember which fandom comes earlier. I might forgot some other fandoms as well)

I haven’t done pixel art in a while, so why not.

jacksepticeye |  1 million ⟶ 20 million

“i’m really proud of this community. if anyone ever tells you in your life that you’ve never made a difference, that you never changed someone’s life, or that you’re worthless, just show them the jacksepticeye channel, show them the community that we’ve all built here together. because you guys have changed my life. you guys have made me a completely different person all for the better. you’ve made such a difference to me, and you matter to me, all of you.” –– jacksepticeye 1,000,000 subscriber special

No one wants to deal with you when you’re sad all the time.

Such-Heavy-emptiness

“What’s that musical? The one where we see a teenager’s life go downhill after the death of a classmate?”

“No, I mean, uh— the one where technology basically fucks up with everyone”

“Actually, I mean the one in which a kid almost destroys the school”

“No wait, the kid let’s themselves be influenced by something that no one else can see”

My favorite homestuck character

Okay, but Jack Noir is THE perfect cartoon villain, and cartoon villains are hard to do well.

-Hilarious:  

Goes on a murderous rampage because he doesn’t want to wear a silly outfit, and because he’s bored.  Gets off on dog magazines.  Which is funny because later he actually becomes a dog.  Murderous impulses prevent him from escaping prison.  Don’t tell me that didn’t have you laughing your ass off.

But also Terrifying:  Ho.  Ly.  Fuck. 

 With the body horror chimera thing goin on and the fact he pops out of nowhere and Then he gets the pool ball eyes and Holy Actual living fuck. Bout wet my pants when he killed bro. What good is a villain if they can’t get your heart pounding a little?

-Not exactly a complex well rounded human being-(doesn’t really need to be since we understand he’s supposed to be like a video game NPC)–But multifaceted he can hold his own in comedic, dramatic, and action scenes.  And he can do them in quick succession. Hates Queens.

Loves Jade, and Licorice Scotty dogs, and Murder.

-But most importantly-Narratively logical.  His motivations are silly, and irrational, but he still HAS very clear motivations we can some up in one or two sentences. 

He kills everything in sight because being omnipotent is boring.  He chases after the Felt because it’s his town and his turf.  He Stabs the guard because we’ve establish over and over again that he kind of is addicted to bloodshed.  There’s never any confusion as to what his motivations are.  And if there is, it is perfectly obvious a mystery is being set up and we’re not SUPPOSED to know, not because the author doesn’t know.  This makes him scarier because we know that he’s actually driven to do evil deeds.  And it makes him funnier too because watching strange and quirky characters be themselves in awkward situations is one of the oldest forms of comedy there is.

But seriosuly though, how many cartoon villains, or villains outside cartoon genres, have you seen who only ever want one thing, only ever function in one type of scene?   How many Bond villains are called ingenious criminal masterminds and yet they do the most stupid things imaginable, because their narrative has no logic to it?  And how many villains can be BOTH funny AND scary?  Not many?

Jack Noir is a national fucking treasure.

FREEZE YOUR BRAINNN!!

Soulmates