Sam: My husband passed away recently..
Gabriel: Quit telling people I’m dead!
Sam: *yelling angrily* WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOP FUCKING PRETENDING TO BE DEAD I WOULDNT KEEP TELLING PEOPLE YOU WERE!
Me: tonight, I’m going to bed early, so tomorrow I’ll be well rested. :)
10k fanfiction about my otp:
LIKE SERIOUSLY
HOW
WHY
ITS JUST SO FRICKING CUTE
HE WIPES HIS MOUTH AFTER JUST LIKE DEAN
AND BRUSHES HIS HANDS
AND BASICALLY JUST TRIES TO ADOPT DEAN’S MANNERISMS, LIKE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SO FRICKING ADORABLE
also 5 bucks says sam’s thinking “so this is what would happen if cas and dean…”
me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
heuheuhuhehhuehuhe
True evil.
I decided to redraw my old darkiplier fanart. I'm happy with the end results! :3
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“Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.
“Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.
“Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.
“You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.
“Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.
“She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.