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Why This Chris Must Go

I didn’t post this until I’d waded through seventeen different sources - including The New York Times and California political donor records (which are public) and wasted too much time that should have been spent harassing my daughter about her homework. But there was a joking little Twitter poll about Which Chris Must Go? that went viral when people starting posting about Chris Pratt’s political and “spiritual” leanings. I was on the fence about Pratt since he abruptly divorced Anna Faris and left their special needs son to hastily marry Katherine Schwarzenegger. Then, he joined the GOP Schwarzenegger family’s church, The Hillsong Church, which considers LGBTQ+ an “offense against god” and advocates for electroshock therapy to get rid of the gay. (Remember that barbaric shit? Even my backwards ass state banned it.) He also works with Jews for Jesus, who attempt to convert people from the Jewish faith to Christianity (I guess with electroshock therapy, since that’s working for the gays, right Chris?) Aaaand, he and his adorable bride donated a heavy chunk of change to Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign. I’m no political scientist, but that sounds like a pretty staunch support for this psycho to get re-elected. Frankly, I don’t care. That’s not why I’m disgusted.

It was quite the backlash. And so guess who leaps to his defense? Some of the rich, white straight guys from Marvel. Robert Downey Jr. who initially posted “Fuck you all.” in response on his Instagram account deleted it before adding this lovely moment of concern. My sweet Mark Ruffalo (oh, Mark, how could you?) did as well.

You know who didn’t leap to his defense? Brie Larsen. Tessa Thompson. Zendaya. (Nor any of the other Chrises, by the way.) So, where was the support when these women were viciously bullied online? Brie got death threats for daring to become Captain America. Tessa and Z were ruthlessly subjected to racism and misogyny for acting in the Marvel Universe. Not a fucking word of defense for these women- who were truly being brutalized. So, RDJ? Fuck you, kitten. Fuck you for being a hypocrite and defending the guy just because the public learned about his leanings and “spiritual” activities. And Mark, I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And for the other rich, white, straight Hollywood guys to leapt to his defense? Brie, Tessa and Z are still waiting for your passionate words of support.

Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans….

[NSFW] Wrong Place, Wrong Time | Steve x Bucky x Reader (Fluff, Angst)

Category: NSFW, Fluff, Angst (Mandatory) Age: 18+ Trigger Warnings: Subspace, panic attack Ship: Bucky x Steve x Reader Summary: Reader Falls Into Subspace Mid-Mission Request: N/A Contains Spoilers for: N/A Word Count: 4,667

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The one thing that Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes pride themselves in is the ability to make their girl completely submit to them, sexually, and make sure she comes back to reality afterwards. They treat their girl like a diamond that will crack at the slightest flick, but only they have the ability to toy with it without it shattering.

(Y/N), Bucky and Steve don’t have the most common of relationships, as you can imagine. The three couldn’t help it when they met. Steve and Bucky already had their relationship going on anyway, the bisexual captain knowing full well that he’d never be able to get over his love for Peggy, and one thing led to another and Bucky offered to be there for all of his needs. Then she came along and they were both in absolute awe of her. Her strength, compassion, kindness and understanding. Her beauty, her flaws, her attitude.

They became best of friends extremely fast. (Y/N) was a huge sucker for the boys’ relationship and always told them how adorable they were. They often went on their own missions together and it was pretty much them against the world. She was there for them when they had nightmares and vice versa, she looked after them when they were going out of their minds and always was the mediator of any petty arguments they had.

It was only so long before Steve and Bucky needed to talk about it

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Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Dean: That's great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

i did a bit that got so much attention the aussie pm legally has to look at it

so when oscar won the hungary gp, the ausgp admin posted this

so i then went to the aus gov site and jokingly submitted an e-petition assuming it would get thrown out

it did not get thrown out. instead, it was then opened to signatures

when a petition gains over 50 signatures , it gets referred to a minister.

we got 171 signatures. today i received an update on which minister it got referred to.

it got referred to the bloody prime minister of Australia. albo. albo has to legally read and respond to this petition. it's likely to be denied but. still. it's on the goverment's desk.

also as a consequence, this document exists:

#thatswhyheisthegoat

out of his 344 race starts, lewis only finished out of the points 12 times???

Happy Accidents

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Summary: You and your secret boyfriend, Sebastian were stuck inside during quarantine. It wasn’t until you decide to go live on Instagram when he accidentally reveals something he shouldn’t have.

Word Count: 1.1k

Warnings: Sebastian being a dork, just pure fluff

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“How’s everybody doing?” you asked as you stared at your phone. You grinned, watching the views increase and the comments come through. You were currently sitting on your bed and live on Instagram. After being trapped inside the house for almost two months, you’ve run out of things to do. You tried learning the guitar, studying new recipes to cook, making out with your secret celebrity boyfriend, and pretty much anything else to appease your boredom.

You were quarantining with your boyfriend of 6 months, Sebastian Stan, one of your co-stars from the Marvel franchise. The two of you agreed to keep the relationship away from the public eye for now, but a lot of fans have already been speculating that there was something going on between you and Sebastian.

The fans started noticing the chemistry between the two of you when you were doing press for Civil War, but you were still just crushing on each other that time. However things escalated when you were spotted together out on a date in New York, but you and Sebastian never really confirmed it. Whenever Sebastian was asked about the status of your relationship, he would cover it up and start talking about how the two of you were just very close. Whenever you were asked about it, you would claim that you were just good friends.

“What have you been doing during quarantine?”

“Mainly just trying out new hobbies,” you started, “I tried to learn new things to cook, but that didn’t really work out.”

“Who are you quarantining with?”

“I’m with a really good friend,” you didn’t want to lie to them, but it was a mutual decision for both you and Sebastian to keep your relationship a secret for now.

You laughed as you saw a few comments come through and tried to play it off as if you hadn’t read them.

“Is ‘a really good friend’ Seb’s new nickname?”

“omg imagine if she was quarantining with Seb”

“isn’t that seb’s background in one of his videos?”

You shrugged them off and continued to answer other questions.

A few minutes later, Sebastian came barging into your shared bedroom. “Hey, babe, what do you want for dinner?” he asked, unaware that thousands of people could hear him. You sat there and stared at him with wide eyes, not knowing what to say. Sebastian stared back, eyebrows furrowed and confused at your behavior.

“What?” he asked again. Both of you were silent for a few seconds until you finally managed to utter, “I’m doing a live.”

“OMG WAS THAT SEBASTIAN”

“WAIT IS SHE ACTUALLY QUARANTINING WITH SEB”

“HE CALLED HER BABE I’M SCREAMING”

“THAT WAS DEFINITELY SEB”

“Y’ALL I’M ABOUT TO FLIP”

Sebastian’s eyes widened as he froze in his spot, muttering a soft “oh”. Your eyes scanned over the comments that were flooding in and let out a laugh. Seb sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, cringing at himself. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know.”

You waved it off and offered him a reassuring smile. “It’s alright,” you chuckled, “the cat’s out of the bag now so there’s really no point in denying it anymore.” You motioned for him to come over to where you were seated and he obliged.

Gently sitting beside you on the bed, he slowly entered the frame making the fans go wild.

“YOOOO IT’S CONFIRMED”

“AAAAA MY SHIP”

“*AGGRESSIVE CUTE NOISES*”

“MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS DURING QUARANTINE”

“Hi, guys!” Seb chirped. “Hope you’re all doing well,” He squinted his eyes and pointed towards the screen, “What with all the hearts?”

“It’s how many people liked the live, you old man.” you explained, holding back your laughter at his cluelessness when it comes to social media. “Well, while you’re here, let’s answer a few questions.”

“WHAT ARE YOU UP TO”

“Just really trying to stay productive,” Seb answered to which you protested, “That’s a lie, I mostly do the work in the house.” Seb let out an offended gasp, “I let you quarantine with me in my house and this is how you treat me?”

You bursted in a fit of giggles as his fingers crawled up to your sides, tickling your waist. You slapped his hands away and turned back to your phone.

“LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE ADORABLE”

“I’M DYING THIS IS TOO CUTE”

“What’s gonna happen to TFATWS?”

“Good question,” you said, pointing to the comment so Seb could see. “Yeah, production’s on hold, but we’ll get back to it as soon as this whole thing blows over.”

“HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER?”

“Are we together?” Seb teased, turning to face you. You rolled your eyes and stuck your tongue out. He chuckled before putting an arm around you and placing a kiss on your temple. “Six months in and I haven’t messed anything up—“

“Yet,” you mumbled, causing him to playfully push your head out of the frame. “She loves me, guys, trust me.” he smirked.

And that was how you revealed your relationship to the public. Ever since that live, Seb became a regular to your Instagram escapades where you both would just sit around and answer questions that the fans would throw at you.

“Is (Y/N) a great roommate”

“No, she’s the worst. She thinks it’s okay for her to strut around my house looking that cute and not expect me to be all over her,” Sebastian ranted, instantly making you turn red.

Other times you’d just set your phone down on the table as you and Seb ate.

“Well, what do you think?” Seb asked as he watched you take a bite of his newest food creation. Your face twisted into what only looked like a mixture of disgust, shock, and pure terror.

“It’s good, baby,” you managed to say through your pursed lips, “really good.”

“LMAO SHE’S TOTALLY LYING”

And sometimes you just let the fans see what you and Seb do in your day-to-day quarantine lives.

“Baby, could you pass me the sugar,” you requested, holding your hand out towards Sebastian. You were currently trying to bake a batch of brownies in front of a few thousands fans for your live.

Your head snapped towards his direction when you felt his hand on top of yours. “That isn’t sugar,” you pointed out. “No, but I’m just as sweet.” he claimed, letting out a laugh as you lightly smacked him on his shoulder.

“THEY’RE SO CUTE TOGETHER IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY”

“Find me someone who looks at me how Seb looks at (Y/N)”

“I have a bf and this made me feel so single”

It wasn’t exactly how you imagined it would go down, but you were more than happy about how things turned out and you couldn’t ask for a better quarantine buddy.

A/N: I know I said I was working on a Peter one, but this suddenly sprung up and I had to do it. I hope you enjoyed!

Feel free to send requests! ❤️

(click for better quality) Got sick of people calling landoscar 'brocedes 2.0' and 'multi-21 2.0' when clearly those old men are actually just waging continuous war vicariously through the experiences of the new generation. So here you guys go

BEST SOFT!DOM!BUCKY FIC I LOVE THIS!!!!!

Power Over Me series - COMPLETED.

Bucky Barnes x Reader AU 

Run-through: CEO James Buchanan Barnes is a dominant. And he’s spent the last 5 years searching for his perfect submissive. Then one night, he finds you. He thinks everything will fall perfectly into place now; but he thought wrong. Turns out your unfortunate past which still haunts you to this day, and some of his enemies are, well, connected. Things go wrong. And your bond with your dom is tested in many ways… 

Themes throughout the series: dom/sub dynamic, smut, dirty talk, angst, fluff, soft dom!bucky 

Power Over Me: completed. 

Part 1 

Part 2 

Part 3 

Part 4 

soft dom!bucky blurb

Part 5 

Part 6  

OFFICIAL REQUEST FOR PART @ CUZ U SAID NO ONE WANTED ONE ~!!!!!! I THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD DBE JUMPING ON THAT SHIT , WE ALL WANT IT QYUEEN

when your f1 boyfriend dream cheats

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