Can I Get A Wax Flavored Cheese Pizza With A Side Of Strawberries. Thank You Very Much.

yaoi

listen.,

i like consuming media too,

but you must. rest.

go to bed , p lease. it is bed time .. please ,

I'm not built for an office job. I'm built for fucking and sucking and moaning and arching my back and having my hole demolished and feeling so many hands on me at once. That and computers I guess.

More things that need to be said to me and every other subby bottom bitch:

"Tell me what you want."

"Aww, my poor puppy, are your fingers not enough?"

"Baby, slow down. If you cum without permission I'm going to punish you."

"Good boy. Relax for a second."

"You want to cum? BEG me for it."

"That's it. There's my good boy. Just like that."

"Come here. You're gonna ride me until I'M satisfied."

"Fuck! So tight, pretty boy. That's it. Good. Fuck. Fuck!"

"Mmm, good booooy. I'm gonna cum in this tight little pussy and breed you full. You ready?"

"Shit! Shit! Oh god! Ooooh fuuuuuck! That's it. Take it, baby. Take it all. Good boy. That's my good boy!"

That's all. Thank you.

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My boyfriend loves to give me head scritches and I immediately get puppybrain. If I’m horny, he gets to see me looking at him with needy eyes, waiting for him to start commanding me while he calls me his good pet

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I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

have i mentioned how much i love villains being not villainous because of small (or not so small) child?

because

anyway

imagine you are killer croc and you are just kind of chilling in the sewers doing killer croc things

when suddenly there is an Intruder! In! Your! Territory!!!

so obviously you take your scary face and take on a more menacing stance and go to fight off whoever is down here because

this is your place! and you do not share!!

and then you get there its a child, and like, you have fought robin before but his dad was there and he was in good health and you might have gone easy on him but you will never admit to it so it might as well have never happened

but that is a young teenager(!), looks like he might be 13(!!) but with how skinny he is he might be older and just malnourished(!!), he is actively bleeding(!) and might get an infection(!!!) from the wound on his chest that on closer inspection looks like a Vivisection(!!!!!!!) wound on his chest and he is looking fearfully at the manhole cover that he just came in from

so obviously you scoop him up and bring him deep deep down

crocodiles are excellent parents and highly protective of their young

he even runs through the water instead of swimming because of all the grossness lf the sewer

this kid is his now and he will protect him with the ferociousness of a wild boar