They’re Adding The Try Not To Cum Challenge To The Olympics

More things that need to be said to me and every other subby bottom bitch:

"Tell me what you want."

"Aww, my poor puppy, are your fingers not enough?"

"Baby, slow down. If you cum without permission I'm going to punish you."

"Good boy. Relax for a second."

"You want to cum? BEG me for it."

"That's it. There's my good boy. Just like that."

"Come here. You're gonna ride me until I'M satisfied."

"Fuck! So tight, pretty boy. That's it. Good. Fuck. Fuck!"

"Mmm, good booooy. I'm gonna cum in this tight little pussy and breed you full. You ready?"

"Shit! Shit! Oh god! Ooooh fuuuuuck! That's it. Take it, baby. Take it all. Good boy. That's my good boy!"

That's all. Thank you.

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

I luv this song

uses my evil sex mind control powers to make you come cuddle comfy in bed

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

aro/ace themed valentine's day teddy bears ^^ because i just recently found out i might be arospec but also just cuz like..... why not

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.