GOOD LORD THIS

Aw, who's a cutie spider? Who's the very best spider? YOU are! Yes, YOU are! *Skritch skritch skritch*

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

This is legit.  Seriously.

taking any college course on societal issues in the united states is just like: *realizes its bc of reagan* *traces the cause back to reagan* *discovers the original policy came out of the reagan administration* *finds factual inaccuracies ignored by the reagan administration that are then used to push policy* *finds statistics that show the severity of the aids crisis as well as the beginning of mass incarceration of poc were caused by reagan* *hates reagan*

THAT’S how low the threshold is!?

do you own enough books to be considered a library (500+)

Yes.

Supportive parenting for the win!

insane clown posse man was at midwest fur fest in a fucking juggalo fursuit oh my god

YES THAT WORD RIGHT THERE

Oh HELL yeah. And I try to tell you who you are, too.

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

I don't have many followers, but we've gotta try, right?

I mean, yeah ..

Not Karl..

Small sea creatures want to kill you.  Respect their space, please.

I hope someone reads this somewhere and it saves a life.

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