*old Wizard Voice* FOOL OF A TOUQE

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

I like that they tryna change things but it's too much.

Thoughts on 2018 Turtles

I am trying so hard to like it.

I am trying to like the new turtles.

Like trying.

But I’m just like…

I can see Raph as a female human just getting pissed and turning and yelling, "the fuck you just say to me?" and unhooking her bra and chucking it at Mikey without taking her shirt off and saying, "hold my bra bitch shit just hit the fan." And as she's kicking ass Leo is face palming, Donnie's taking a video, and Mikey's cheering her on with Raph's bra still on her head where it landed.

I had a dream last night and I had to share 😆😂

Sweet Lord, this was perfect. Thank you for this😍😍

Yes hello, I would like to request a second part for the Donnie with masturbation request you got, but it continues where it left with reader "returning the favor". Thank you, your blog is amazing! 😄😄

Thank you for the request! I hope you like it!Warning 18+ Content!!!

She slowly opened her eyes. Stretching her arm she feels it brush against the sleeping form beside her, and she smiles. Last night Donatello had made her forget the weeks stresses and lack of sleep by seeing to her needs and ignoring his own. Feeling her excitement grow at her plans for him this morning, she reached up and started lightly running her fingers over the patterns on his shell.

Donnie softly churred in his sleep. It was so sexy when he did that and it made her want tohear more. She added more pressure with her fingers so that her nails were now moving into the groves and whorls of his plastron. Donnie moaned and opened his eyes. Blinking rapidly he feels her lean in closer and softly kiss his lips. When she pulled away he murmured “Mmm, good morning love.”

Smiling she whispered “Good morning to you, my sexy terrapin. Here are your glasses, I want you to see what I’m doing.” Donnie gasped. Only fumbling a little, he put his glasses on. She started trailing her hand down his shell and onto his skin. Upon reaching his upper thigh she added pressure against it, encouraging him to move his leg over. She bit her lip at the louder churr that escaped his throat.

”Donnie, love, thank you for last night. It was just what I needed.” While keeping his gaze she moved down the bed so that she was facing his cock. It had come out of its slit in response to her earlier administrations. Donnie really loved his shell being scratched. Smiling she added “Now, it’s my turn to take care of you.” Looking up at him she moved in closer. With one long sweep she ran her tongue from the base of his cock to just under its head. Donnie’s hand clenched into a fist at the feel of it.

Flattening her tongue on his length, she started licking him in earnest but avoided the tip. The long sweeps of her tongue laving him over and over. Donnie groaned and put his hand on her head. She pulled away, only to whisper, “Donnie, move up on the pillows more.” Donnie scrambled backwards in eagerness. He manages to gasp out “As you wish, my love.” Folding his arms behind his head he leans back into the soft pillows on her bed. He lightly licks his lips as he watches her move towards him once more.

She nestles herself between his legs and grasps the long and thicker shaft with her hand and starts to stroke it up and down. The wetness from her earlier licks making it easy to glide over him. Donnie moans “O, my god.” She leans her head down and encircles the head of his cock with her mouth and starts to swirl her tongue over it. Donnie’s hips arch towards her and his mouth falls open.

Moving her head up and down him she twists her hand. She reaches underneath him with her other hand and starts gently caressing his balls. Donnie’s hands reach down and rests them upon her bobbing head. He grits his teeth. “Holy shit!” She feels him spurt in her mouth slightly and in response she feels herself becoming even more aroused and is aware of the wetness beginning to drip down her thighs.

Donnie’s breath is coming in gasps, the muscles in his thighs clenching as he raises up towards her. He looks down at her and he grasps for control, he didn’t want to come yet. “Please, my love, sit on my cock, I beg you.” The movement of her head slows and she releases him with a ‘pop’ as he slips out of her mouth.

Getting up on her hands and knees she crawls up towards him and his mouth opens in amazement at the site her naked form presents. “My love, you are so beautiful.” She reaches his hips. Smiling up at him she meets his eyes. Placing her hands on his plastron she swings her leg over him. Reaching between them she grips his cock and places it at her entrance. Donnie closes his eyes and his hands grip the sheets.

She slides down a little and stops when she feels his head slip in. A strangled moan escapes his lips. “Love, please.” She clenches her pussy and he feels her walls grip him. Finding a rhythm, she starts to milk the head of his cock. Her juices are pouring out if her and coating his shaft. Donnie places his hands on her hips. “My lady, o my god!”

Feeling her own desire reach another peak she starts to lower herself on him and his whole body tenses at the sensation. Her pussy swallows his cock. When her lips meet his base she throws back her head and moans. He filled her completely. Raising up on her knees she slides back down. Again. And again. Donnie starts matching her thrusts.

Reaching up she grabs her hair and holds it on top of her head. Donnie looks up at her and groans, he’s trying to maintain in control of the feelings that she’s causing. Taking his thumb he slips it onto her clit and starts rubbing. She gasps and calls his name “Donnie!” He can feel her juices drip down and over his balls. She starts riding him harder, her walls pumping his cock, and he feels her start to tremble.

That’s it my lady, ride my cock! She leans back and rests her hands on his legs using them to help her get more leverage. Donnie seizes the opportunity. He starts pistoning himself in and out of her. The force of his thrusts making her breasts bounce all over the place. She screams “Fuck, Donnie!” In response he increases the speed of his thumb on her clit. “Cum. Cum for me love!” She explodes and clamps down on him and he fills her with the hot jets of his own release.

She falls forward on his plastron and he circles her back with his strong arms. They are still joined and are both gasping for air. She nuzzles into him. He reluctantly shifted and eased his still twitching cock from her pussy, their combined fluids dripping out of her.

He leans towards her and kisses her head. She looks up at him and he rubs his cheek against hers while softly churring and whispering sweet nothings. Closing her eyes she snuggles into his neck and sighs. Donnie feels his heart swell and can’t believe how lucky he his to have this woman his his life. Gripping her tighter he says. “Thank you for the lovely wake up, I’d rather have that over my alarm any day.” She laughs “Donnie, you can have that whenever you want.”

Donnie grins. “How about tomorrow?” She laughs “Sounds like a plan!”

End.

Leo's had me dead😂😂

What would the guys do if they woke up to their s/o grinding against his leg or side in their sleep? 😉

LEONARDO:

*snaps awake*

“My services are needed.”

RAPHAEL:

“I got this.”

DONATELLO:

OnO;;;

“B-babe…sweetie…honey…darling…”

MICHELANGELO:

*wakes up s/o*

“Hey, you were askin’ for me…”

Same! Ok now I gotta write this shit😂 been bugging me for a few days and I got a rough draft. 👌

Me watching Fifty Shades Darker at 4 in the morning and imagining it as TMNT verse where Leo is Christian and the reader is Anastasia. Also his mom (the one who a plain bitch and did shit to him) would be Karai and his driver would be Donnie and the douche boss is either Shredder or human Krang.👌💁

I can see that. Every time I see Fifty Shades I think of Leo lol 😂

❤🙏😊

hiii ive just read ur most recent post and holy shit you write good smut😭🙏 if youre taking requests could you do thigh riding donnie? PLSSDSJDKSK

Hey hun, I'm glad you enjoy my posts! I can 100% write my favorite beanpole for you.

Minors DNI

Donnie had been working lately, but then what was new? You knew going into the relationship, and even before that, that there would be times when you wouldn't see him for weeks. You had been waiting to see your lovable dork of a man for two weeks, pushing three, and while you normally wouldn't have minded, you had an issue.

You'd been laying in bed that night fantasizing about all these different scenarios in your head. Before you knew it your shorts were discarded and your favorite toy was shoved inside of you as you worked desperately to get off. But you couldn't.

Tears of frustration were coursing down your face hours later as your arm started to lose feeling from moving the toy inside of you, yet you still weren't able to cum. Was it because you and Donnie had been getting intimate recently? The memory of it causes fresh tears and a new wave of wetness between your thighs.

It seemed as if you were unable to get off by yourself, which only meant one thing...

You walked into the lair a few hours later in a sour mood. You scared Mikey half to death as he came around the corner with a plate of nachos, nearly throwing them in the air. "Holy shit dude! You scared the crap out of me!" He exclaimed as he clutched his chest with one hand and the nacho plate in the other. "What are you doing here at this time? It's like 1 am."

You rolled your eyes as you nudged your way past him. "Just had a bad day. I came to see if Donnie had emerged from his lair yet," you admitted.

As if on cue, a hollow crashing sound came from the lab. You bolted towards the door and yanked it open to reveal Donnie who was sitting in his rolly chair with his head in one of his hands. He looked drained, like he hadn't slept in days, and he probably hadn't. On the floor were two plastic cups in a puddle of what smelled like old coffee.

You approached your boyfriend and put a soft hand to his face. "Are you ok?" You asked as you looked him over.

"Yeah," Donnie breathed out in response. "I think I'm finished, but the final product needs to sit for 48 hours so I figured I'd get a nap in." He stared hopelessly at the cups on the floor again, looking for all the world like he was completely drained of any and all energy.

Luckily you were used to this, and you hurried over to the clean up station to get a wet rag. You could tell that the turtle wanted to protest but he couldn't bring himself to scold you for it either. He watched as you cleaned up the spill and washed your hands before coming to stand in front of him.

"You look exhausted," you nite softly.

"I feel exhausted."

A beat of silence passes as you look into each other's eyes. Finally, Donnie pulls you closer until you're sitting on his lap and gives your forehead a kiss. "Thanks for cleaning up for me sweetheart, you didn't have to do that."

You silence him with a peck on the lips. "Of course I do, you can barely stand," you retort. You take a moment to give him a slow, passionate kiss and you can feel all the tension rush out of his body as he melts into it. Once you break apart you stand, grabbing his hand to lead him to the bed he kept at the back of his lab. Your purple turtle boyfriend collapses onto the mattress with a groan and you giggle.

You shift your legs as you watch him lay against the bed, body all lean muscle and sculpted abs. As Donnie sits himself up against the headboard he groans again, this time low in his chest. "Fuck babe, I can smell you from over here," he eyes you, still at the foot of the bed and gestures for you to come closer. "Do you really like me that much?"

It's said teasingly, but as you crawl up the bed you can't help but nod. "I'm sorry, I can't help it. You're just... So attractive," you admit with a blush.

Donnie's cheeks heat at the compliment, not used to receiving such praises. He chuckles and lets one hand come to caress your face, churning when you lean into the touch lovingly. "If I had any energy left I'd ravish you."

You smile. "There will be time for that later," you insist, but Donnie shakes his head.

"Oh no, I can see that your pent up. Just look at you," he coos. "So needy aren't you? Why don't you show me how much you need it?"

The words hang heavy in the air for less than a moment before you're crawling onto his lap to straddle one of his large legs. You whimper as the large thigh beneath you flexes and Donnie lets out a hiss. "Holy fuck, I can feel you soaking through my pants," he groans out as his hands find your hips.

All you can do is moan in response to the friction. When your boyfriend tugs at your pants you're quick to strip them off, along with your underwear, before returning to your seat.

Donnie groans as you grind against his leg with fervor, heat building in you like it had earlier, although this time you were determined to see it through. So lost in finding that pleasure you were that you didn't see the turtle beneath you staring at the lewd wet patch you were making on his pants. If he wasn't so drained he would have teased you, maybe even edged you before taking you here on this mattress. But right now he was entirely focused on your pleasure.

A bounce of his leg has you gasping and clutching at his shoulders for some semblance of stability. "F-fuck," you pant out, "it f-feels so good~"

The steady up and down of his leg paired with the way his hands were moving your hips down had you seeing stars. Had you been more aware you might have been embarrassed about how easily your man was drawing sounds out of you with just his leg. But here you were, gasping and crying out as that string pulled tighter and tighter.

A hand found your face and moved it so that you were looking right into the eyes of your lover, and it caused you to topple over the edge. Donnie's eyes held a fire even through the exhaustion. The way he looked at you was thirsty and desperate, like he couldn't bear to look away from you. "God I'm so lucky," he whispered before pulling you down into a kiss as your high washed over you.

You moaned into Donnie's mouth as you fell apart on top of him before collapsing into his arms. A low noise caused you to look up at your lover, only to find him staring heatedly at the large wet patch you had left on his leg. Your cheeks heated as you dug your face into his chest in shame. "I'm so sorry Donnie, I-" you're cut off by his lips.

"Don't you dare apologize. That's the hottest thing I've ever fucking seen."

Too tired to change into new sweats he simply pulls you down to lay with him on the bed as he begins to doze off. "Don't get too comfortable now baby. Once I wake up I'm going to fuck you until you can't walk straight," he growls into your ear before nuzzling into your neck.

God you couldn't wait.

OP this is fantastic. I demand to read these fanfictions Leo writes cause we all know he's written some downright sinful shit 😂

Random Turtle HCs

Based on the Bayverse turts, guys are 25+ SFW

-Donnie listens to 70s/80s funk jams in the lab. Anything with a groovy beat helps keep him focused on his tasks, but sometimes he subconsciously starts dancing when his favorite songs come on the speakers. Mikey caught him once, and he's never heard the end of it.

-When they were tweens Mikey got Raph into animes like Dragonball Z and Bleach. It was something they both really got excited about when the re-runs would come on tv. As they get older, both guys still watch it together for a lil brother bonding time. They're currently binging Jujustu Kaisen and One Punch Man. Donnie will sometimes watch an episode or two with them, but he never really got into it. Leo makes fun of Mikey and Raph for liking such bro-y shows, but secretly watches shojo/shonen animes like Fruits Basket or Oran Host Club. He's re-watching Inuyasha right now (for the third time). He would die of embarrassment if his brothers found out (Donnie knows).

-After seriously pulling a muscle a few years ago, Leo got really into massage therapy. He did a bunch of research on physical therapy and different massage techniques, and figured out how to marry the two ideas so he could help out when his brothers inevitably hurt themselves. Cough *Mikey* Cough.

-Speaking of which, Mikey is literally always hurting himself. He's not clumsy, he's just a wild dude who tends to overestimate the capabilities of his board. He's smacked into the side of a building more times than his brothers can count.

-Raph has a tendency to yap in the weight room. He's serious about working out, but if one of his brothers comes in to work in with him, he'll get reeeaal chatty. It's just the space he feels most comfortable and open, where his walls come down. Mikey doesn't mind, but it bugs the crap out of Leo.

-Donnie has to be dragged to the weight room to lift weights. Leo insists on it, and even gave him a perfectly tailored workout plan, but Donnie will make up every excuse to not go. He's never been able to build muscle like his brothers, and they know that, but Leo still wants him to continue strength training. Once as a teen, he was tossed over Raph's shoulder and brought in. Raph got away mostly unscathed.

-Leo writes Star trek and Battlestar Galactica fanfic. No, I will not elaborate.

-Mikey has been teaching Splinter new slang words, mostly to irritate Leo. The other night at dinner he used "no cap" in a sentence, and Leo got up and left the table. Mikey was cackling.

-Donnie swears. A lot. Raph and Mikey do too, but Don is real bad. Leo tries not to, out of respect and in the name of good manners, but if he gets heated in a videogame against Mikey, watch out.

-Mikey struggles with depression, but uses his sense of humor to cope. His jokes occasionally border on self-depreciating, which is a heads up to his brothers that he's not doing great. They take camping trips or plan fun days to help him out of the funk.

-Leo is the biggest flirt in the world. He doesn't realize he's doing it sometimes, until his victims are more blush than person and a puddle on the floor.

-Donnie is incredibly sassy. Like 1000%. He loved sitcom shows like The Golden Girls growing up, and learned how to deliver absolutely fatal comebacks with ease. He doesn't strike to kill unless he's annoyed, usually.

-Raph loves to sing. Like actually loves it. He won't sing for his brothers, but if you follow him on nights when he sneaks off, he goes to abandoned warehouses for the acoustics. Raph has a beautiful voice, with a little rasp to it, and he likes the way it echoes off the rafters. He usually sings along with 90s/2000s r&b, but sometimes will pull out some classic rock ballads. He's been singing Because of You by Ne-yo the past few nights.

-When Mikey discovers a new artist that he likes, the whole lair knows. He plays the music on full blast, going through the full discography. Donnie usually has to threaten to disconnect the wifi before he'll turn it down. His newest fixation was the Silk Sonic album.

-All the brothers' music tastes are influenced by each other. Raph listens to Rap, Leo likes R&B, Mikey's into Hip Hop, and Donnie's music is soup (there's a bit of literally everything). They all share music with each other, adding to the queue when they're in the garbage truck. The only consensus is that country sucks.

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