Why This Story Continues To Wreck Me

[Song; Search, Find - Bee Gees]

Mallard-mcquack Roadtrip is canon btw

Gos and Lp are not hitting those high notes 🙏🙏

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

the teenage princess of legerdomain and devoted worshipper of bezel (or so she tells her uncle) hope must train rigorously in case she needs to assume the throne once she returns home. she wants is to be a normal teenager after centuries of watching other teenagers have fun without her, but knows she cant, so she often lashes out at anyone but her uncle. she has always wanted a little sister.

happy halloween to those who celebrate

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A mixed media experiment with Quackerjack!

I made a thing! :V this is my first attempt at a tutorial so I hope it is helpful! if anyone has any questions or suggestions for other tutorials feel free to leave them in the comments and I will do my best to answer them!

CLUE: The Movie AU for Spooky Month !!!

It is exactly what you think it is!!!

An au of a movie from the 80s that's based off of a board game!

You can tell the roles obviously, but I should state that the names Miss Scarlet, Colonel Mustard, Ms White, Mr Green, Ms Peacock and Professor Plum and even Mr Boddy are all aliases!! They still have their real names but in the context of the movie they aren't referred to them as that because of plot reasons !!

Father's label on his head has been changed from "DAD" to "BOSS" because the latter simply makes more sense in the context of the au !!

Reminder.

This is what the shooter looks like.

Gray jacket. Light gray backpack.

This is what the apparent suspect looked like the same day at Starbucks.

Green/brown jacket and black back pack

Notice lack of unibrow.

Luigi day of arrest.

Unibrow present and stubble on face/neck.

Why is this important? Because Starbucks guy doesn't have those.

Which leads me to perp walk luigi.

"Oh they must have a great barber lmaooo" no. Stop joking for a second. No one gets this treatment so why him? Because they are trying to make him look like the Starbucks perp. They think we are dumb and will forget shooter Mcgee doesn't look anything like Starbuck boy.

Luigi said evidence was planted on him like the gun and the manifesto.

I believe this because the manifesto praises the efforts of the policemen on like page one. Like they couldn't even not suck their own dicks for 3 seconds to plant compelling evidence.

Do not let these people fool you. Luigi did not do this. Even though it's funny, even though he's hot even though <insert myriad of excuses I've heard here>. Do not let them get away with brainwashing you into believing he did it even if you agree with what happened.

I'm pro UHC shooter.

I'm pro luigi being released because hes innocent.