Oh, To Have A Homoerotic Enemy Who Becomes So Obsessed With Destroying You That Both Of Your Lives Intertwine

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

What you’re supposed to do in band: Rehearse What my woodwind ensemble did: Learned how to tie ties

Lesley Ann Brandt 200x320

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

john mulaney has checked into rehab. here’s what we are going to do:

• support him

• wish him well

• respect his privacy

here’s what we are NOT going to do

• make jokes because addiction is not funny

• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life

• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)

addiction is a serious disease, and while this news may be troubling, i am so proud of him for seeking help. you can too.

Sam: What are you looking for, Terminator?

Bucky: My will to live.

Sam: Wha-

You: *walks in the room*

Bucky: Nevermind, I found it.

Yes but at the same time we aren't all assholes. There needs to be a healthy balance. There are bad people in the world obviously and lots of people stereotype but EVERYONE needs to remember that most of the world is good.

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

trying to prove a point to my parents

like if you think there are only 2 genders

reblog if you think there are more than 2 genders

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post: