I've Been Unconscious So Many Times Its Ridiculous

kai parker culture

for some reason,there are legitimately zero posts on how to honour THE kai parker-one of the greatest villains of tvdu so-

-wear frick tons of silver rings(keyword-silver) -if you wear flannel shirts, wear them like jackets over t-shirts -smirk a lot, especially if you’re in a situation where you could end up dead. -cause as much chaos as you can, push that douchebag who catcalled a random girl on the road and run away yelling ‘drink acid,motherfuckers’, dox the girl who fat-shamed the loner kid, bring a collective of possums to your school and let them roam free. c h a o s i s k e y. - l o w k e y flirt with everyone and anyone except your crush -when talking to your actual crush,say the stupidest shit like ‘you have very nice palms.’ -like who you are,because isn’t that what matters at the end of the day? -wear all colours but in their darkest shades except green, no green. -if you aren’t someone who wants to ruin people’s lives, there’s other ways of being chaotic too- kick doors close, wear clothes you torn a teensy bit yourself, swear f r e e l y. -be ambitious. -tucks your pants into your boots or cuff them. -if your outfit features hardware,it should be silver. -have cocky bastard energy. -listen to grunge music. -mountain dew -strut around. -be confident in who you are. -walk around at three am and if you’re a girl and this is an unachievable dream(i feel you,sometimes I just wanna roam around at four but ITS FUCKING UNSAFE FUCK THIS WORLD) just like,eat ramen at four and cry. -thirst comment. -not a part but you’re probably bisexual. -if you believe he wasn’t bisexual,your bifi is off,sister.

feel free to add more actually i’m threatening you ADD SOME MORE OR ELSE

"the fuck is happening in ukraine??" for the ignorant [23feb22]

THIS IS NOT EXHAUSTIVE. I have left out happenings. As I typed this more movement was reported. This is happening NOW.

Here is a map of Ukrainian oblasts (regions)

Direct your eyeballs to the eastern (that's on the right of the map) oblasts of Donetsk and Luhansk. These two oblasts make up the Donets Coal Basin, or Donbas region, of Ukraine. coal coal coal.

Hold them in your mind.

On this map above you can see an outline of the Russian separatist-controlled area of Eastern Ukraine. Please note that the Russian separatist-controlled area is not analogous to the oblasts of Donetsk and Luhansk. When on 21 February 2022 Putin declared recognition of the Donetsk People's Republic (DNR) and Luhansk People's Republic (LNR) as independent, we did not know if he meant just those cities and the surrounding Russian separatist-controlled areas OR the entirety of the oblasts. Where these borders are is incredibly important because Putin will use any excuse to declare a Ukrainian provocation. This ambiguity is to his advantage. [This is besides the fact that Putin has no fucking right to declare any of this land independent, or take any of it for Russia in the coming days.]

The Russian separatists, of course, claim the entirety of the oblasts, and Putin recognizes those claims. Russia has come to the "aid" of the separatists to defend against Ukrainian "aggression."

Tonight (23 February 2022), President Zelenskyy of Ukraine tried to speak to Putin on the phone, but was rebuffed. He gave a brief update to his people in Ukrainian, and then a long speech to the Russian people in Russian. Below is text of a translation of that speech from Max Seddon on twitter [thread starts here, good follow]:

We are divided by a shared border of more than 2,000 kilometers. Almost 200,000 of your troops and thousands of military vehicles are standing alongside it. Your leadership has ordered them to move forward, onto another country's territory. This step could be the start of a big war on the European continent. The whole world is talking about what could happen any day now. Any provocation. Any flare-up – one that could burn everything.

They're telling you that this flame will liberate the people of Ukraine, but the Ukrainian people are free. They remember their past and are building their future. Ukraine on your TV news and the real Ukraine are two totally different countries. Ours is real.

There is more, click above link to read.

Russia is going to invade Ukraine, and not just the Russian separatist-controlled regions that were recently declared independent republics by Putin. This is colonization. Ukraine has a rich history and culture separate from Russia (its history and culture is MUCH OLDER than that of Russia, even). Putin denies this and claims that Ukraine is Russian. This is false and ahistorical.

(But why are there so many Russian-speakers in Donetsk and Luhansk? Well perhaps because the Soviets committed genocide in the 1930s and purposely starved millions of Ukrainians so that ethnic Russians could move onto their land. Search "Holodomor" if this is new information to you.)

The UN Security Council has called an emergency meeting for 9:30pm EST (I'm posting this at 7:22 PM EST)

The mayor of Kyiv, Vitaly Klitschko, has declared an emergency.

Airports are closed in Eastern Ukraine.

I was bored out of my mind so I went on goodreads to find myself a book to read. Scrolling through some lists, I found myself here on - The Enemies to Lovers Trope list. I guess I really have a type huh

Tag Yourself Meme - Hannibal Edition 

agatha: it's been agatha all along!

agatha: but not at the very beginning idk what happened then, and not even when you got pregnant Idk what happened there either. Tbh I've only started doing stuff now so it hasn't REALLY been me all along, but the song would sound really stupid if I said 'it's been agatha since episode 3'

My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn’t talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed.

A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. If there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.)

Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness.

Does this mean right-handed people are bad? No.

Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? No.

But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes.

Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart.

CM x Psych

Lino wearing glasses requested by @leenow

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!