PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE GAMER BOY WHO EATS FIVE PIZZAS AND LOOSES TEN POUNDS

Ok hear me out....Billy Loomis is one of the finest looking killers I ever did see in a horror movie.

Another fine ass killer was Mark Wahlberg's character in Fear, David McCall

♡ my new years resolutions p.1 ♡

drink at least 2l of water a day. this will aid in good digestion and gut health, increased metabolism and clearer skin ☆

workout for at least 30 mins a day, 5 days a week. i already participate in a lot of sport at school but i want to start working out in the morning purely to wake me up, get my body moving and keep me toned ☆

eat less than 25g of sugar a day. i find that when i eat too much sugar or processed food, i end up feeling lethargic, sluggish and overall kinda gross. i think this is a good way to integrate healthy food substitues. for example, swapping chocolate for nuts, ice cream for fresh fruit etc ☆

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Valentine's Day

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The After Party

Rhonda Rosen

Headcanons

hiii could you please write something where reader doesn’t know ethan is gf and during sex he slips up and is like “ i would kill for you” or something like that and reader just thinks he’s being passionate but he’s being serious lol

he's fucking you so passionately, hips meeting yours with deep thrusts, his face hovering above yours so you can feel his warm breath against your nose and lips. he has a hand pressed into the pillow above your head, the other clinging onto your waist until you can feel his blunt nails digging into your skin.

"fuck, you feel so good," he tells you, his voice a little shaky but missing that whimper-y edge you're so used to. although, you're whimpering enough for the both of you, your sounds broken up with breaths that come from the harsh thrusts ethan's giving you.

"s...so do you," you compliment, but your words are butchered and it takes a few moments to get the three words out. ethan's lip curls up into a smile and you try to reflect the expression, but his cock angles just right and your mouth falls open in a moan instead.

your eyes pinch shut, but you quickly reopen them to look at ethan. the way his cheeks are flushed, how pink his lips are, his long eyelashes framing doe eyes that are lidded as he stares down at you. his hair bounces with each thrust, and your sudden desire to dig your nails into the locks overcomes you until your limbs react before your brain realizes it.

ethan sighs into the feeling, his thrusts faltering for just a second. "i ..." he stutters, hesitates, then tries again. "i would kill for you," his hand on your waist slides up until it sits below the column of your throat, splayed across your collarbones. you tilt your chin up as a way to give him permission, then his hand slides up to gently wrap around your throat, not squeezing. "you understand that?"

you nod, even though in this state you don't really understand. but your eyes are so watery and your eyebrows are pinched and you look so sincere so ethan leans down and presses his lips to yours.

"i mean that," he whispers, but you're lost in the moment, reaching your peak, nonverbally begging for ethans help to get you there. with his undying love and obsession for you in his mind, he helps you reach your climax until you're clenching around him, bringing him to his peak as well.

watching the teacher in health class talk about eating disorders is so funny cause like,,,,,, bro you're not even close to being accurate but i can't correct you

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

i usually don’t make these kind of posts, but around a month and a half ago i was forced into recovery. Before i was only eating less then 500 cals per day so i didn’t need to exercise to much, but now i have to eat like 1500 per day :(

But i have found some tricks to work around this!!

1 : whenever it’s meal time/snack time for me, there’s always my mom or dad there so i can’t just throw the food away, instead i tend to wear baggier clothes or a big hoodie, and i stuff food in the pockets. don’t put to much in one bc it can make it obvious. then after breakfast go to the bathroom and wrap the food up in toilet paper, then throw it away!!

2: if your eating something messier then just being able to shove it into your pockets, get napkins!! put a big bite of food into your mouth, then make it look like your wiping your face off, then get the towel and spit the food into it and wrap it up.

3: a good way to burn more calories is by pacing around or just walking/jogging in place. I like to do this while watching tv show to keep me entertained.

4: just dance!! it’s actually really fun and the music makes it even better, it can burn a lot of calories so i def recommend it!!

5: just moving ALL the time, find ways to move more even it is just cleaning your room or walking up and down your stares over and over.

6: go to the park and swing!! do this for hours it’s fun, and burns a lot of calories!! you can bring your headphones and listen to music while doing this to.

7: cold showers, these burn A LOT of fat and clear your skin to!! they also make your hair softer so it’s really a win. bc its so cold and i’m already very skinny it’s hard to just make it ice cold, so i start out warm/hot and then i work towards making it colder and colder. i highly recommend this!!

8: breathing! did you know you can burn calories by breathing. watch some youtube videos about it bc that’s what helped me get a better understanding but basically there are certain types of breathing that can actually help you lose a lot of weight!!

Good luck!! forced recovery sucks but these thing will make it better!! comment what you do to because i need more ideas

It’s gotta be Yasper

Ranking ‘The Afterparty’ Suspects By How Likely They Are To Be The Murderer

This is a deeply scientific ranking, of course.

Ranking ‘The Afterparty’ Suspects By How Likely They Are To Be The Murderer

anyways, yesterday, i wrote a fun explainer for work on who i think is the murderer in The Afterparty is, for anyone who wants to know why i think its absolutely [redacted] // major spoiler warning, if you’re yet to watch ✌🏽

Queen of the Damned (2002) dir. Michael Rymer