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when you hear the premise of saiki k is "a loner boy with amazing psychic powers is constantly hounded by people desperately wanting to be his friends" its easy to assume that its because they think his powers are awesome, but... they dont even know about his powers. they just all love his autism swag so much that theyll start crying and screaming and throwing up if hes not around

Collection of Rody sketches I don't think I've posted on tumblr yet

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THE STANLEY PARABLE | THE HANGED MAN

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me when the plate died

Sig games multiverse.... Of chaos?

Will: It's funny, my boyfriend got turned into a plant twice

Clarisse: Hmm, like father like son

Will: *trying not to laugh*

Lester/Apollo: *standing by about to have another mental breakdown*

i just wanted to be a regular fan i didn’t choose this

So my headcanons about Percy and Annabeth’s children change a lot, but one thing I hold to be absolutely true is that one of them inherits Sally’s eye color.

It takes Percy and Annabeth a while to realize because newborns’ eyes can change color as they get older, and their previous child(ren) weren’t born with grey/green eyes, though their eye color did change to that over time.

Of course, the two of them have big feelings over this once they do realize. Annabeth because her child has the same eyes as the first person who was motherly to her and whom she deeply respects. Percy because he adores his mom and after everyone telling him for his whole life how he is the spitting image of his father, here is proof that some small part of him must have come from his mom and he carries that deep inside him.

Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”

And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.

And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.

And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).

Fiddlestan College AU, where Stan enrolled at Backupsmore and became Fiddleford’s roommate? YES PLEASE agghhh what gravity falls did I watch