Maomao And Jinshi

just imagine how stressed the jl would be after finding out that bruce has a biological son. he's batman, so of course, he's not going to get laid, right? then he introduces the new robin that acts and looks a lot like him and the jl malfunctions

Diana: So, he's not adopted?

Bruce: No, he's my son

Clark: How did you? How can you? How did this happen?

Hal: What Clark's trying to ask is, how did you get laid?

Clark: Especially with you brooding all the time

Bruce: It just happened

Diana: *Picks up Damian* He's quite cute

Damian, about to stab Diana: I am not cute

Diana, who is used to kids with a sword due to being raised on Themyscira: Oh and he's a warrior by heart

I've always wondered why the Romans think demigods all of a sudden started getting claimed? They couldn't know about Percy's deal with Olympus, so what do they think happened?

The gods were probably like "as a reward for fighting in the war we will now claim you all!"

The Romans were probably pretty proud of that.

Then like a year later this conversation happens:

Annabeth: and then after Percy made the gods promise to claim all their children-

Jason: THAT WAS YOU?!

Percy: yeah. Why did you think the god suddenly started claiming everybody?

GHOSTS AUS I LOVE GHOST AUS

There are my GhostFiddleford AU And Frankenghost AU by @trekkerac

heyy its finally done !! (im extremely bad at shading clothes)

Headspace Gang

Paratober day 14 - buttons

🏢 아~파트 아파트 💗

Will: It's funny, my boyfriend got turned into a plant twice

Clarisse: Hmm, like father like son

Will: *trying not to laugh*

Lester/Apollo: *standing by about to have another mental breakdown*

A little jealous

"Why would we do Willy like that :( "

The wizard mentions how the Junimos refuse to talk to him but are willing with the farmer...I don't think he would be jealous of the magic that seems to just happen to the farmer ...

BUT

I don't think he would be too chill about you using those same magical abilities to just be a better farmer 😂

this was one of his breaking points.