Will: Hannibal Got Wine Drunk Last Night And Tried To Set Our Marriage Certificate On Fire, Saying “Good

It’s unfair to judge sharks with labels of them being a  "killer machine" or “monsters”. But don’t you think that, instead sharks themselves, the real monsters here are us, humans?

Think with me, only 5-10 people a year die from shark accidents, but 8000 sharks are killed every hour by the hands of hunters and fishermen. In other words: us

Now I ask you all, who’s actually the real “killer machine” here? I finally made a twitter, it’s @Requinoesis if you want to follow me!

the butch agenda is threatening a guys masculinity so he goes out to help how wife in the pouring rain

fun fact about Nubby…he goes ABSOLUTELY HOGWILD BONKERS for crickets! I can’t even surprise him with them because he can hear them from halfway across the room.

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

country gnomes,

take my bones

The thing about adhd is like if you hit any sort of roadblock while doing a task, no matter how small an obstacle, it’s gonna throw you completely off track.

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

I relate to this on like 3 different levels and, for the life of me, I cannot come up with an intelligible reason why.

The Rescuers (1977)