NO IT’S JOEY

That guy, so critical 🍄

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

I said in an interview 13 years ago "I'm just hoping that I have a second album that does as well as the first and someday get to be a headliner, and always be the same person that I started out as.” Scrolling through your posts today has me feeling all the feelings & I want to thank you. Because of you, there was a 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th and 7th album. You guys made me into a headliner because you wanted to see me play. And your support all these years is what’s helped me stay true to that kid I was when I started out. #13YearsOfTaylor

The object of tennis is to maneuver the ball in such a way that the opponent is not able to play a valid return.

In baseball, the object is to go home!

And to be safe! I hope I'll be safe at home!

While we’re looking for things to do at home, I thought it’d be fun to share behind the scenes of my dad’s acting debut. 🎾

"the Best thing though in this town

is that everything always stays bright where it was ⚾

nobody’d move

nobody’d change

the only thing that would change could be that of You" 🌾

“if the shoe fits walk in it everywhere you go.” 🚶‍♀️🌾 

Swear I’ve seen it before 👑 🐝

50′s Housewife Taylor who’s husband just died of “”Mysterious Circumstances”” appreciation post 

Hella Mega Tour: [is announced]

me:

When you’re pretttttty sure that if you were a man, you’d be the man 💅

📷: Sami Drasin

Remember. Whatever.

November 12. Remember it. 

It’s nice to have a friend 💕🐾  Happy#NationalCatDay!

'One batch, two cats' w/ Frank Castle

'No files on this Frankie boy,' he thought; but to his amusement there seemed to be a box of lies from his wife -- who was still eating from the garden gate apples. 'I carrot pancake of red and hat with her weeping about whatshisface,' his thoughts willowed, fighting as he spoke. 'I must deliver it and her to her home á bored. She will be made welcome.'

He gathered her in the box (for she was only 177 centimeters or 5 feet 9 11⁄16) and headed for her writetful home. Frank knocked up The Corrs of his wife's mothers castle. She opened the Coors.

'I've brought Maria home, Mrs. Morrissey' (he could never call her and run). He opened the box and pleasured Maria on the coorstep.

'I'm not having all those files in my home!' shouted Mrs. Morrissey (who was very housebroke), shutting The Smiths. 'She could have at least offered me a cup of joe' thought Frank lifting the wind back upon his shoulders.

How come that guitar’s in the hospital?

‘Cats’ School w/ Taylor Swift

”Consideration of particle emission from black holes would seem to suggest that Taylor Swift not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.”

Hey Stephen, like into space?

Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start.

This shot is important.

Unlike the other trailer scene shots this is all orange aesthetics. Very clearly orange, like literal oranges 🍊 Right before this shot there is someone sitting against a fence tossing an orange. Taylor is all about small details…

This person is by themselves doing their own thing while everyone else is socializing. The color orange on the pride flag represents healing. So that makes sense.

What I DON’T understand is why is this person not tagged in the video. Who is she? This is a giant Easter Egg guys. 🤔😩