You Know That Action Movie Films Where Heroes Are In A Big Fight And When They Fail On Their Own 1v1

i love how we add +lai or +zai at the and of everything that slighlty relates to nikolai or dazai. laizai. but what's their ship name?

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You can put one character in a jar and do whatever you want with them. Who are you choosing and what are you doing?

when we phrase it like putting them in a jar i either think about shaking a jar violently or building a terrarium type of thing in it for them to lay down and rest :) and there are plenty of characters whom i want to shake violently or let them rest sooo i can't pick one

but from a slightly different perspective, i'll choose hange from aot because for some reason i feel like they would be less freaked out about being in a jar and i think having a conversation with them would be so fun.

Veterans

i do wish someone to shot me in the head

well this ship got even more funny now

I think we should all ship fyobram solely because one's a vampire and the other's some anemic guy and that's objectively hilarious

man of progress

I SWEAR THIS MAN DOES THIS ON PURPOSE. the way he tilts his head with a calm expression on his face like he accepted his fate is obviously a reference for jesus and he knows this. he literally deludes himself to think he is some sort of a savior and jesus, so much that he acts like one subconsciously. i mean of course asagiri is referencing all these stuff but it's not because fyodor really is jesus, it's because he thinks that he is. he sees himself above everyone and to him he is one of the few people who can 'save' everyone. look at him, bearing torture for our sins. oh god. i hate him

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