Some Retired Leaders AU Memes

Mommy issues and daddy issues aren’t something that should be sexualized. That’s all.

This is very out of the blue

But-

Just wanted to talk about

How LITERALLY EVERYONE IN MY LIFE, knew I was Bi, before I did.

And like, there were signs, like, HUGE signs, they were SO obvious.

And I was too homophobic with myself to accept that.

I was completely cool with non straight and non cis people, and supported them 100%.

But when it came to ME, I was just not going to accept it!

Kept INSISTING that I was straight and cis! Like, “I like guys, so I can’t be gay!” “I don’t feel like a guy, so I can’t be trans!” And just wouldn’t let myself accept that I was Bi and Enby.

I even SAID I was Bi, like, before I knew for sure that I wasn’t straight.

I was a tomboy when I was younger, I accidentally came out to my grandma and a random employee at a shoe store-

As I was shopping for shoes with my grandma, I picked out some boyish shoes, and my grandma asked “wouldn’t you want something for girls?”

And out of NOWHERE, I said “They’re not JUST for boys, I should know, I’m bisexual.”

…………

I MEANT to say TOMBOY, which is, which, does not EVEN sound like bisexual.

And I was embarrassed, cause like, HOW?! Does that happen?!

I’m still embarrassed about that to this day!

I’m just HOPING that my grandma forgot about that day, cause it has traumatized me deeply-

Oh, I hope that employee doesn’t remember also-

……

She was cute-

ANYWAYS-

All my friends knew I was Bi, they always asked me if I was Bi. Like, they never asked if I was straight or gay, or pan….they just asked if I was Bi!

I’m not upset about it, it’s just so weird that I was so self conscious about that for so long!

I had cuffed jeans that I liked wearing when I was younger, but because everyone kept saying I was Bi because of the cuffs, I ended up cutting the cuffs to go down. That’s how self conscious I was!

It took A LOT of time for me to accept that I was not straight.

But when I finally accepted it, it felt, so awesome!

When I came out, literally, no one was surprised.

They were all like “We already knew that.” And I was like “But HOW?! How did you all know before I did?”

And all they had to say was “We just got that vibe from you-“

And like, yeah, looking back on literally EVERYTHING I’VE EVER DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE-

I see it. And should’ve definitely known sooner.

Centaur World is so confusing.

This show is so fucking stupid, but at the same time, it’s really beautiful.

Some of the characters are so annoying, but I can easily tolerate them cause I love them.

The character designs are so weird, but I like how they look.

I hate that I like this show, but I love that I love it?

I hate that I even watched the show at all, but at the same time, I don’t regret it because it’s pretty amazing from certain angles.

Some of the songs are incredibly annoying, stupid, and weird, and some of them are sad, beautiful, and tear jerking sometimes-

I won’t lie, I did cry at some scenes, I did fall in love with some characters, and I ended up relating to some characters.

And I love how dark the show got too! I didn’t think that it would be creepy!

This show really is, something.

what do you think of kayla having a confused look when zill is saving her from venganza?

Also confused. When someone is saving your life your first reaction shouldn’t be confused. I mean, unless the person saving you is someone who you just wouldn’t expect to do that, but, I think Zill saving Kayla is very much expected when she’s in danger.

Can you make a list for zoophobia ships with reasons why you ships them thanks

Yeah! That sounds fun!

I can’t promise you that I ship some of these for good reasons though-

Can stolas play as manny from ice age while Stella play as ellie and Octavia play as peaches? :) Also, imagine Stella in her old design and being nice in this :)

I guess so?

how come simon doesn't have any teleporting powers like his mistress?

I’m not sure.

can you imagine mindy jackson's mom and margo mackenzie's adoptive mom from zoophobia always checking up on jackson and mackenzie to make sure they are okay?

Yes. That’s cute! 🥰

Queerplatonic flags colorpicked from Spamton

That new episode got me all

Ya feel me? :)

EDIT:

I need some sleep rn-