How Marc Colours Iridescent By Roxoah

Someone referred to Michael/the distortion as the physical embodiment of the man-door-hand-hook-car-door story and I can’t get it out of my mind.

The real question is why are all your monsters so fuckable?

Riddle me that

What did you do

Michael?

Gabriel would be fucking terrified of Fireworks and you can not change my mind, yea he can deal with gunshots but fire works are out of the fucking question,

"MACHINE! PLEASE HELP ME THE HEAVENS ARE FALLING AND I AM HIDING UNDER THE COUCH, I FEAR THE END IS NIGH, THE STARS ARE IMPLODING MACHINE! MACHINNNEEEE!!"

I have already written about the Amphibia and Eddsworld crossover, but this time I also drew a couple of pictures, because I really like this idea, mew. think a lot about the toad army and Paul and Patryck as toads….

i had a dream that after the events of re6 wesker woke up in this grassy field still groggy after being dumped in a volcano and shot by Chris and Sheva with missiles. He hears a voice saying "hey are you alright? Looks like you hit your head pretty hard" and it's fucking ginger brave from cookie run

He's been isekai into cookie run with all his memories of the resident evil games intact and now he has to deal with candy bullshittery.

I wish I could express the distress this man had when he realized, he to, was sugar.

Give him like five minutes and he'll be fine don't worry y'all he's just experiencing the horrors he'll be fine.

painpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainhelppainpainpain

idk I was messing around with effects n shit, eyestrain warning for under read more!

he’s so scrungy 😊😊😊

So last year I had a big end of year test for school and I thought I was gonna flunk as I have a habit of reading too fast and missing the question. So to combat this, I had the brilliant thought of reading it in Micheal the distortion's voice.

I WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF SAID EXAM READING IT IN HIS VOICE.

what was the exam on? Earth science. Fucking earth science.

"what is the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks?"

I had struggled with earth science all year and some how Micheal helped me pass it.

The worst part? I still do this one tests and exams.

I like how the fandom when it comes to possessed John is just

Ight I hope you don't mind me putting this here but-

BAM!

This is my oc for your fallen gabe Au if that's alright!

His names Enoch (no relation to the book of Enoch) he's a throne angel so about one rank or two above Gabriel. Hence why his face is a bit more humanoid

Also side note he is a fallen angel of wrath but I haven't finished the drawing for that yesterday and this one's been done for awhile and I reaaallly wanted to show him off so I'll be talking more about him pre fall.

Basically after God's disappearance he was one of the founding members of the council (though not for long).

During the Sisyphus insurrection he lead the charge against Sisyphus unfortunately permanently loosing the use of his wings, rumor states that his wings were torn off by Sisyphus himself but the validity of this statement is iffy. Though it was confirmed they where torn off in the battle

Part of the reason he didn't get his wings back is because he's from one of the oldest generations of angels makeing his wings extra fragile (plus eh, more of a head cannon to me that angel wing are so fragile it's hard to heal them from terrible injuries like that)

Both before and after the Sisyphus insurrection though he was an avid believer in the "ferryman have paid for there sins" and to let them into heaven (part of the reason he's now fallen). He's also had a tendency to yell when he got angry (and he got angry a lot).

But the thing he's most famous for is haveing either A. Brought the idea of tearing the light from angels as a punishment to the council or B. Taught the council how to tear the light from an angel without God's assistance (like god had to approve of an angels light being torn from them before hand). But I'll let you decide whatever.

And he was all for this "tear the light" out of the heretics bodie's". At first the council didn't agree but once they realized how useful it was to keep people in check they also went full force on it.

Part of me is thinking he either went a bit Robespierre and went crazy with tearing the light from people he thought was heretics or he thought the council was going crazy with tearing the light from people (probably the ladder)

Eventually though the council got tired of Enoch yelling about how the ferryman should be forgiven. And whatever stance he had on the councils use of tearing the light out of people. and in turn used the very punishment he brought to the council against him, tearing the light from his body. Over the years heaven forgot about him and the council said he retired.

He became a fallen angel of wrath and there's a lot of ideas I have there but this is already a wall of text so I apologize. In short as a fallen angel of wrath he went a bit crazy from the constantly drowning.

Final notes,

He probably knew our favorite archangels, maybe interacted with Gabriel a couple of times from being on the council, and Raph from haveing lost his wings in the insurrection (the one patient he couldn't heal other then Micheal)but I don't think he was to to close to either of them. Part of me wants to think of Enoch as a kind of mentor to Uriel but that's up to you. I just think it would be neat since Enoch Pre fall and after the insurrection was a pretty decent guy typically spending most of his time trying to find ways to make heaven better overall, once haveing been this source of enlightenment turned into this monster of rage and anger.

It would probably hurt Uriel to see what Enoch becomes but not destroy him completely. But that's more for when I get fallen Enoch art finished.

Ight, thank you for dealing with my ramblings and this monster of an ask I just really wanted to show my boy off.

OOOOH i really like the idea that he introduced light being torn from angels and so, whether he knew it or not, he ushered in the age of the council's tyranny once they realized how useful this could be. tbh it's interesting to consider a council corruption arc, although i do think they were at least already halfway there just from assuming god's throne (they 100% encouraged michael to leave and i think that was the tipping point into "anything goes" for them to maintain power) also attached to the idea of a primordial angel, sort of one of lucifer's time, who were made before much of creation and act as advisers to all the younger sets (CUTE to have him know and work with uriel) makes it all the more intriguing in a character sense when the wiseman falls as an angel of wrath...falling deeper and deeper into that pit of concern over heresy, what he brought into heaven, and the denial of the repentant. poor guy ;o;