Ughbyss - Woof Woof, Said Cerberus

Me at 9:30pm, realising I still have plenty of time to read and sleep:

Me at 3:00am, still reading:

Hot take

Riz Ahmed as the winter soldier

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

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MOOSE!!!!

I was most excited for you to come

Older gentleman excited for his birthday

Eddie: Hey, so Venom what do ya wanna do tonight?

Venom: m u r D E R

Eddie:

It’s scenes like this that remind you that Dean is actually really really intelligent unlike his brawny tough guy act. I fucking love it.

THE BEST PART IS ROMNEY ONLY WROTE A VICTORY SPEECH

i am going embody artemis. ready your fowls for the slaughter. a lil high. tomorrow: begin draping yourself in ceremonial robes. do homework. do yoga. hug a tree nymph. foooood log. work on the mr lin poems.

Adam Driver behind the scenes of the Star Wars sequel trilogy