Family Can Be A Bartender Internationally Wanted Criminal Dad, His Mad Scientist Isu Brain Sharing Son,

(Art response, pls, if you have time. 🙏🏻)

In response to your cat Childe post-

Do you think Zhongli glows whenever he blushes?

Like, Childe will make a comment, causing Zhongli to blush a bit - but not so much that it's noticeable in the daylight. So Childe's like 😼 "Challenge accepted." and proceeds to keep saying all these things, throwing in some compliments for fun, and just watches Zhongli light up.

- 🦚 anon

HEHEHE

just made a tumblr- i guess

mini-playlist: le déluge → the song of achilles // madeline miller  

there would be a storm tonight. the rain would be soaking, filling up the earth till she burst her seams. it would gush down from the mountaintops, gathering strength to sweep away what stood in its path: animals and houses and men.

he is such a flood, i thought.

Freshly adopted Jason, who is so used to taking care of his mother that the first morning in the manor, he wakes up in early hours to cook for Bruce, too.

Logically speaking, he understands that Bruce doesn't need it — he is a healthy adult, and they have Alfred — but it is six in the morning, and his mind is foggy, so he just follows his instincts. Maybe he does not even realise that mom is not here, after all.

Alfred finds him in the weakly dimmed kitchen when he finishes his walk around the Manor before starting with his chores. He is amused at first, stopping quietly behind the child. He is doing great (that's a surprise since Dick intentionally just stirred more trouble), and Alfred can't help but smile a little.

'Good morning, master Jason. If you are hungry, you should wake me up the next time. I promise to take care of you.'

Jason blinks owlishly, still awfully sleepy. His eyes are barely opened, his hands working on the automat.

'Breakfast,' he mumbles, frowning a little. 'For mom- I mean, for dad.'

Alfred's smile falters. His original impression shifts in a late realisation.

Oh.

'Master Jason, you shouldn't really-'

'Finished,' he yawns, putting a one — just one, nothing for himself at all — plate in front of Alfred.

It is a very simple dish, scrambled eggs with some black paper and toasted bread — but not even made in a toaster, just on the pan; this kid probably doesn't know how to use toasters. It smells nice, Alfred compliments mentally.

'Can you-' He yawns. 'Pass to-'

And then little Jason falls asleep helplessly, falling right in Alfred's arms. He catches him, of course. This boy weighs nothing at all.

'Hey, Al,' Bruce sticks his head in the kitchen, no less sleepy. 'What is going on?'

Alfred explains to Bruce what happened, and he is no less distraught. He helps him to put Jason in the bed and eats all the breakfast he prepared, with a mixture of delight and despair.

And when Jason wakes up, embarrassed by the faint memories of the early morning, Alfred puts a big plate in front of him, filled with so much food that his big blue eyes light up instantly.

'Bon appetite, master Jason,' he smiles. 'Your cooking had passed my personal standards for a cook. You are a good soldier.'

Jason giggles, his mouth already stuffed with bacon.

'That I am.'

And that he always will be.

« 私は殺すのにとてもうんざりしています。 私はただ子供になりたいです。 たむろして、ゴンと何かをしなさい。 それで全部です。»

“How odd, I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.”

— David Foster Wallace , The Pale King  (via tartt)

Masterlist

Published: Jan 29th, 2021 Most Recent Edit: October 22nd, 2021

Omegas

Different Types of Heats

Omega Stereotypes: Which are True?

Collars and Neck Coverings

Can Omegas have the biological urge to dominate?

Punk Omega Headcanon

Can omegas ignore an alpha voice?

Omega Headcanon 1, 2, 3

Spooky Szn

Gift from Omega to Alpha

Alphas

Different Types of Ruts

Alpha Stereotypes: Which are True?

Alpha Headcanon 1, 2, 3

Alphas around Omegas in heat

Alpha Female Reproduction Anatomy

Ruts Impacted by Alpha’s (In)security

Alpha Voice 1, 2, 3

Alpha finds injured Omega

Betas

What it actually means to be a Beta

How can Betas with weaker instincts help and understand the pack?

Beta Headcanon 1, 2, 3

Pack

Pack Size

Pack Living Accommodations

Omegaverse: Parental Names

Pack Roles

What happens to packless people?

Sister Packs

All Female Pack

Pups/Teens

Presentation at Different Times

Adoption in Omegaverse

Scruffing

Pup Headcanon 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Pup Sounds

Presentation

Teens Courting

Young Unplanned Pregnancy

My Recommendations and Opinions

My Omegaverse Symbol 

Things I will never support in Omegaverse

A/B/O Tag Recommendations

Traditionals vs. Non-Traditional a/b/o

A/B/O Guide Recommendations

My Opinion of Deltas 1, 2

My Opinion on True Mates

What is my favorite niche/trope in Omegaverse?

Omegaverse Blogs List

Starting an Omegaverse Blog

Random

Different Nests Aesthetics

Omegaverse Mermaid AU

Omegaverse Worldbuilding Starter Kit

10+ Pack Content Tag

Revolutions/Rebellions in Omegaverse

Alpha Female x Omega Male whose Omega Daughter Plays Contact Sports

Alpha Female x Omega Male whose Omega Daughter has Depression

City Specific Headcanons

Mates in a No Pack AU

Night Terrors

Modern Day Courting

Parental Names

Sex Ed Classes

Bonds 1, 2

Biology and Anatomy

Scent Glands 1, 2, 3

Omegaverse Sounds

Periods in Omegaverse?, 2

Omegas with Reproductive Organ Medical Conditions

Can Male Alphas get Pregnant?

Heats and Ruts after Giving Birth

Female Alpha Anatomy

Male Alpha vs Female Alpha Fertility Rate

What Causes Knots?, 2

Male Omegas Breasts

Pregnancy Stats

Dynamics Without a Sense of Smell

Mental Health and Sexuality

ADHD

Gender Dysphoria

Asexuality and Aromanticism 

Omega with BPD

Transdynamics

Omega with Tics/Tourette’s

Adynamics

Bronwyn Pack

Sawyer and Jude

Dorian and El

Whole Bronwyn Pack

Jude, Dorian, and El Pic- My OT3

Valentines Day Pic

Relationships

Female Alpha x Male Omega

True Mates Headcanons, 2

Male Alpha x Male Omega x Female Omega

Female Omega x Male Beta x Female Alpha

True Mates Red String Headcanons

Person from Our World True Mate in Omegaverse, Part 2

Female Omega x Male Beta x Female Alpha 2

Restaurant Owners Beta Female x Beta Male

Upper Class x Lower Class True Mates

Late Presenting Omega Headcanon

Omega x Alpha x Alpha (x Beta)

Omega X Beta Whump Headcanon

Female Alpha x Female Omega

Male Alpha x Female Beta

Male Alpha x Male Beta x Male Omega

Memes

Alpha Meme 1

Omega Meme 1, 2

Beta Meme 1

Random Meme 1, 2, 3, 4

“I choose you, not because I think it will always be easy, but because with you I know that even on the wretched, luckless days, when the troubles of the world are downpours of thick, clamouring rain, you will step outside, reach out your hand in invitation, and whisper softly, Dance with me.”

— Beau Taplin • T h e   D a n c e (via afadthatlastsforever)

“You are a language I am no longer fluent in, but still remember how to read.”

— Ashe Vernon (via naturaekos)

do y'all think that maybe killua loved illumi at all?

i wanna think that before the training started, maybe he did, probably thought he looked kinda weird but still loved him even tho he looked creepy