I Woke Up Out Of A Dead Sleep To Make This And Then Immediately Passed Back Out

WEEEEEEE

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idea from this tweet

I assume without checking that chips are named bc they look like chips of wood with the way they curl, I refuse to give ground to the British

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

an unfriendly reminder ☺️

If they're asking for two or three, they will probably end up with 10 samurai by the end of it

watching Seven Samurai

indie rpgs if they were WOKE

TRANSGENDERTALE

GAY THE PRINCESS

WOKE SHOT

IN STARS AND TIME

*Saw Theme Song Plot Twist Reveal*

NBC New York

Cops open fire on armed Brooklyn fare-beater, also hitting 2 bystanders and officer

Four people were shot, including two bystanders and an NYPD officer, after two Brooklyn cops opened fire on a suspect allegedly armed with a

NYPD chase a man for fare evasion, tase him, become “aware of a knife” and then started blasting, hitting a cop, and two bystanders (one in the head) before getting this guy. Backtracking with “well this guy has done xyz before”, the cops didn’t know that. They frantically looked him up so they could justify a mass shooting of New Yorkers.

They drew guns over skipping the fare. They fired at anything that moved when they thought he had a knife. No confirmation that he even did have a knife.

Appalling.

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

Ever wondered why Ai is pushed so hard by tech companies? Yeah, that's why

AI under capitalism

I've always wondered why that was what french art films were about, now I know it's been that way for millennia

Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"