Soon They Will Acquire Power In Governments Across The World

A couple years ago, I was staying with a friend for New Year’s and we’d decided to drive down to this adorable strip of locally-owned small business shops and check them out. The bakery was particularly crowded and since I wasn’t planning to buy anything, I waited outside. It’d been snowing, and since moving I’d picked up a “Californian-experiences-true-midwest-winter-for-the-first-time” habit of making at least one (1) tiny snowman every opportunity I get

so I built a little snowman on one of the small tables on this strip. 

after about three minutes of cramming ice together, I hear, “Do you want espresso beans for the eyes?” and I turn around and there’s this gal leaning precariously far out the window of her coffee shop, surrounded by her coworkers, holding out her hand and said espresso beans.

I think of those strangers often. just the thought of them all looking out the window to see this random stranger on the corner in the snow building a tiny snowman and deciding to join in, make it special for no other reason than that they wanted to. people are so, so precious and I’m never going to forget that moment.

What Comes After type beat

Listen, I’m only 6 episodes into the podcast, but you can’t tell me this isn’t just Welcome to Night Vale

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

Ok, fess up, who pushed it over

Full Moon over the Temple of Poseidon l Lolos Marios

spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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