BLAHAJ!!!!

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

Today's Seals Are: Every Body Get Sleepy

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

Adding onto the Ice Age bit from the voice acted streams of "of the Devil" playthrough

Heallo What Are Your Thoughts On Shipping ?

not allowed. if i see anyone draw or write about siffrin and isabeau holding hands or siffrin and loop looking into each other's eyes or mirabelle and isabeau organizing their bonding ceremony or odile meeting a nice couple at a bar or bonnie having a teeny tiny puppy crush on sif you WILL be hearing from my lawyer

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

the worst part is. the worst part is i still havent beaten the king. im not even good at the game i just cant stop. i have fallen to the death hallway rock trap at least six or seven times just because i fucking forgor

ok don't call your therapist I think you just need a backseat driver at this point