Backstreet Boys Ordering A Sandwich: I'LL HAVE IT RYE

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

A friend of mine will buy flavored milk cartons from an Asian mart nearby dispite being lactose intolerant because she "believes the suffering is worth it bc this shit is so good"

like i get that it was probably something adrienne said on a whim without taking into consideration the stuff they put in game (with the sheer length of the script i Really don't blame them) but it's super fucking funny to think about isabeau getting sick from milk and yet it being his favourite drink anyway

it's an unironically really good bit of characterization even if it's not intended and only something real information-obsessed freaks will notice. i love him so much.

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

I read the sleep walking as sheep walking and that makes the post perfect

S Tier Characters (The S stands for Sheep)

((NOT A SHIP POST))

They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.