The Number Of Stories That This Painting Has Inspired In Me Is Not Funny Lol

SatoShoko + GetoHime art + GetoHime ficlet by two talented creatives - I feel like I am finally being seen!!!!

Your art style is so visually pleasing 🤩‼️‼️ I'd really love to see satoshoko and getohime on a double date with your art style, I think that'd be really cute. 💖

This is probably going to be so random, but I had a very interesting rare pair back in my early days writing Naruto fic: Ebisu and Shizune.

IM SORRY LMAO

I write rare pairs so I have no leg to stand on and I’m not going to tell people what to ship, but I don’t have the imagination for this vision. I can also admit that this is because I can't stand Ebisu, but that’s on me lol. I bow to your creativity, and thank you for sharing!

I'm biased lol I think Shizune and Aoba are where it's at. Thanks for the giggle! 

My GetoHime Trash

When I die and go to heaven, no doubt an angel will ask why I put so much GetoHime content onto the internet. I shall have no good response, other then things just played out this way. My head, heart, and gut all say ShokoHime, but GetoHime is too conceptually entertaining for me to ignore.

Below is a master list of my GetoHime stories. They are all on ao3. Please note the rating at the end of the description. All adult situations depicted are between consenting adults. There is also drug use, mental health issues, and violence in a few of the stories. Please mind the tags of each story - I go out of my way to ensure that readers know what they are getting into. It is all NSFW, lol.

Ongoing

In every dream home a heartache: When Suguru comes back to pay Mei Mei his half of the rent, he finds that Utahime has moved into his old room. He doesn't know how to feel about it. Rated M.

Multi-chapter

Father and Mothers and Daughters and Sons: Suguru and Utahime realizing that adulthood is purgatory. Rated E.

Kept in Place: Suguru and Utahime, evolving. Rated E.

I give you my life: No one ever wants to wait for their real life to start. Rated E.

Invite the Weight: Being with someone doesn't fix the hole left behind by someone else. It's worse when you invite that person back into your life. Rated E.

Even Cockroaches Can Dream: Watching someone change right before your eyes. Or: Suguru’s charm and Utahime’s denial can only hide their crazy for so long. Rated E.

Osteosarcoma: When it's over, it's just Geto and Utahime. Rated E.

Lightning Strikes Twice: When Suguru stops being the person Utahime thinks he is, he decides to make sure that she can never forgive him. Rated E.

When the Birds Began to Die: Being stuck with someone you haven't seen in years for days doesn't usually end so well. Rated E.

One shot

But I love him: "I love you, call me back." Rated M.

If We Make It Through December: So, where was Utahime during the Night Parade? Rated E.

Melted Brains: Suguru and Utahime, getting into it. Rated E.

Sticking Point: Worst cab ride ever. Rated M.

The Past Participle: Coming down easy. Rated E.

His blush ☺

Kunoichi of the Leaf. ♛

IM YELLING

Shizune and ASUMA have GOT to be another fav rarepair

Same with Tenten and Sai 😭 YOUR FICS GOT ME

Tenten and Sai are literally a woman who just wants to be heard and a man who wants to listen. I think they’d be so cute. 

Asuma and Shizune would be high-strung and laidback in compatible ways. I could see them being disappointed and disillusioned together on the road with a spiralling Tsunade in the background. I literally lay in bed listening to “Chemtrails over the Country Club” and “You’re in the wind, I’m in the water/Nobody’s son, nobody’s daughter” and “Washing my hair, doing the laundry/Late-night TV, I want you only” are so them lol.

Wow, I am so sorry for the longwinded response. I am but an amalgamation of sad girl memes, Lana Del Rey and Ethel Cain songs, and literary references. You are too kind to me! Thank you for reading my stories! 

"He's gotten into you and he knows how to manipulate your limbs with his big naked hands."

Kathy Acker, Florida

YouTube

#VictoriaBeckham tried to claim she came from a "working class" family & her hubby intervened 😂

This is officially my favorite ship dynamic lol

hiii!!! i wanna say i’m a huge fan of your works. i fell down the rabbit hole of nanamei and your works are like an oasis in the middle of a desert. i read the getohime fic where he cheats on manami and goddd its my absolute favourite!! reading it from manami’s pov with mitski/lana songs in the background makes me cry all the time.

while reading it the idea of gojo and manami dating felt so cute and the fanart i saw of them didn’t help a bit. i would love it sm if you gave the ship a thought xoxo

Thank you, you are too kind! Idk if my stories are an oasis but they are something lol. I listen to so much Lana and Mitski, and it's such an honor for my dumb stories to be in anyway associated with them! I feel bad for Manami in that story lol she did nothing to be played that way.

Hmm, Gojo and Manami. A ship I have not thought of, admittedly. I'll have to think more on it but I make no promises!

The mood lately. Here're some updates:

wholly mad and half undressed - xxxHolic/Tsubasa. KuroYuko. Rated E.

Lovesickness - Naruto. Multiship, focused on the older jounin. Rated E.