Yeah Sure I'll Sexualize That Fictional Man, It's 5 O'clock Somewhere

Fun fact: you get an inevitable -3 to Lacroix's approval, when you tell him the sarcophagus has been stolen.

My brother in Caine, I DO NOT control who picks up your McDiablerie order.

this dynamic but it’s just hellyna

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thank u @cubezart for the original

a handy guide.

companion piece for the "it's both" crew who better make their own posts damnit

i think this behavior must be a defense mechanism to look bigger. which means dracula is walking around his house kinda scared like. who goes there

watching nosferatu kiss scene as bonnie tyler intended it to be watched.

Mark and Helly: Accepting their imminent death

Mr. Milchick:

Toxic old men yaoi my beloved🩸🪓⚰️

watching my friend play yume nikki

"Dream of me. Only me." from Nosferatu 2024