Imagine Hating Me And Im Just In My Room Watching My Silly Gay Vampire Show

Unbothered. In my zone. Moisturized. Blood thirsty. Going insane.

The ship in question being fox mulder and The Poster

My Littlest House MD masterpost.. if you like them my shop is back open for 2025 🎉

La morte vivante (Jean Rollin, 1982)

having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

I don't know how tf Nandor is going to cope going from 2009 heart eyes Guillermo gushing about how cool he is back to Guillermo shoving him away and wanting nothing to do with him because I'm gonna throw up just thinking about it

James Wilson is cute like a brine shrimp (view attached)

louwee…. mon cher i have une question of utmost importance pour toi…. but you must answer me avec sincérité….. mon cœur…. would you still love me if i was one of those… slimy little creatures?…. comment dire….. a wörm? would you still love me if i was a worm, louieis? mais non! don’t turn away from me! c’est important! je refuse to sleep until you answer me!! or would you rather i have nightmares??? louies??? LOUIUIES!!!!!!