They Can’t Keep Getting Away With This

same guy??

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

Two prisoners of circumstance

The ship in question being fox mulder and The Poster

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

hey me and my husband heard you banging on our door after our argument about my innie having an affair and we really liked your vibe. wanna have ham with us

why does it give off strong lestat vibes 😔

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au