Please Don't Reblog This Post A Devilish Temptress Tricked Me Into Making It And She Placed A Hex Upon

Love how shit the media is.

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

"Somebody hand me my nails. I'm about to give a church a visit."

hey hellsite

I identify as a cool hat 🎩.

The three genders

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

Soon there will be children of furries in elementary school.

Show us the jollies

New Rules since I'm going to space out egg drops a little more:

10 reblogs will hatch one egg, add #hatch! When you hit a milestone

15 likes will hatch one egg, so watch the numbers!

[For this batch, do not spam reblogs as this drop will be the only egg drop until the week after next, and I'd like to broaden the chances for other blogs to get hatches organically]