Twobraincellgenius - Untitled

"umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them" whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I've been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can't be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

hmmm

STOP USING THE WORD WOKE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR STUPID WHITE QUEER BULLSHIT!!!

plain text: stop using the word woke to talk about your stupid white queer bullshit!!! end plain text.

Woke is a word created by Black people for Black people as a reminder of police brutality against Black people. It’s already been ruined by the far right, and now you’re learning it from them without knowing its history while routinely excluding queer people of color from the queer community. I’m so fucking tired of white queers stealing AAVE terms like this and repackaging it as “Gen Z” or “gay” slang

Like this?

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

It is in fact impossible to lie on the Internet. If you ever see a post which seems to be obviously false, that post is transdimensional leakage from a parallel universe where whatever it says is true.

America is just an empire that changes it’s emperor every 4 or 8 years(not counting death)

I think one of the most important reasons why the USA tends to be seen in a better light than China vis a vis human rights violations is because China makes the crucial mistake of doing more of them to its own people.

Like yeah Americans have terrible healthcare and the largest prison population in the world and an oppressive spiral of poverty but their worst offenses are mostly committed at a distance in the Middle East, South America, and previously in South East Asia. Being an American looks pretty good! It gets you further away from their human rights violations!

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why